>>early-mid 20s
no
>>community college or neet
no
>>masturbates 5 times a day
no
>>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
no
>>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
no
>>is alt-right sympathizer
no
>>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
no
>>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
no
>>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
no
>>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
no
The average crypto trader
Connor Taylor
Aaron Cruz
pretty accurate...i have a degree, a job, and do not masturbate five times a day, however. rest is spot on.
Julian Rivera
I masturbate way more than that
Thomas Hill
I'll pray for you user.
Jacob Clark
You could cut diamond with that jaw
Luis Flores
Last third doesn’t really apply to me. I’m 19 and going to a cc, but I’m transferring to a t20 this fall lol
My 200 ETH is gonna be worth a ton when I graduate
Jonathan Wright
>literally none of those
Chase Morris
5/10
Austin King
>is not profitable as a trader so far
lmao, how crap do you have to be not make tons of money in a market like this
Dylan Rogers
> 40
> married
> hoping to make it so I never have to think of ever working again
> hoping to make it so I can call out what bullshit the tech industry is without fear of being blacklisted from employment
> really want “fuck you money”
Nope