The average crypto trader

>>early-mid 20s
no
>>community college or neet
no
>>masturbates 5 times a day
no
>>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
no
>>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
no
>>is alt-right sympathizer
no
>>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
no
>>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
no
>>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
no
>>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
no

pretty accurate...i have a degree, a job, and do not masturbate five times a day, however. rest is spot on.

I masturbate way more than that

I'll pray for you user.

You could cut diamond with that jaw

Last third doesn’t really apply to me. I’m 19 and going to a cc, but I’m transferring to a t20 this fall lol
My 200 ETH is gonna be worth a ton when I graduate

>literally none of those

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5/10

>is not profitable as a trader so far
lmao, how crap do you have to be not make tons of money in a market like this

> 40
> married
> hoping to make it so I never have to think of ever working again
> hoping to make it so I can call out what bullshit the tech industry is without fear of being blacklisted from employment
> really want “fuck you money”

Nope

>masturbates 5 times a day
wolf of wall street routine checked

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>average crypto trader
>chink under 30
>still mines coins
>not sad or lonely

>masturbates 5 times a day
Haha, joke's on you, asshole, I fap only twice a day: when I wake up (morning wood) and before I go to bed.

>no
>no
>sometimes
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>no and yes
>no
>no

>>early-mid 20s
32
>>community college or neet
MSc
>>masturbates 5 times a day
Like I said, 32
>>considers himself a future millionaire even though he has a 4 figure or 5 figure amount in crypto and is not profitable as a trader so far
Already made it that far
>>might have worked for a while, quit his job because he felt like too much of a failure but won't admit it to himself
Worked for a while, quit and started a company
>>is alt-right sympathizer
I get their frustration
>>tries exercising and dieting for his looks but never sticks to a regimen
Naturally blessed desu, I know that won’t last forever and am smarter about it now
>>tried buying some clothes after reading fashion guides but still isnt comfortable going out in public
I don’t care at all, dress for my own comfort
>>fantasizes about impressing his old oneitis crush with his riches once he makes it, regularly imagines himself in mundane situations where he's talking to people and telling them he's a successful trader
Literally who?
>>is slowly losing faith that he'll actually make it
Getting comfier all the time

4 out of 10, and I'm to make it just two of them

*I'm trying to make it just two

All true, but now we have fresh hope with HEX

Not quite accurate, but you have the right idea

Spot on. Real men trade equities. Only chinks, degenerates, homosexuals, leftists trade crypto.

Good!

crypto fucks are not fucking early 20s retard, they're like my age except somehow understood that it would make money. 30 year old millennial boomers

fashion is for faggots