I've been holding it in all this while but I cannot take it anymore...

why is a humble shithole such as Yas Forums being spammed?

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My my user, a cherry filled danish, my favorite. Please, good man, be hasty! Excited ears are all around.

Gentlemen, cease the tomfoolery at once! This nation's very existence is at stake and you are talking about pasta! How ridiculous! Perhaps I should cancel this meeting after all if none of you have an ounce of respect for our glorious nation..

HAHAHAHA
Listen up gentlemen, I found a copy of OP's script that he left in the bathroom.

"I'M GAY.
I AM A FAGGOT.
I LOVE COCKS.
I LOVE BLACK COCKS.
I LOVE WHITE COCKS.
I LOVE COCKS OF ALL COLORS.
I LOVE FEMININE COCKS.
I LOVE NON-BINARY COCKS.
I LOVE TWO COCKS.
I LOVE MULTI-COCKS.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
I AM A KEK"

OP, consider your announcement ruined.

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JANNY FUK N SUK OUT WITH IT SIR

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let he who does not love feminine cocks cast the first stone

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Guards? Guards!! Stop loitering around and get rid of these troublemakers! Time is of the utmost importance and these troublemakers who know not what awaits them must be dealt with promptly!

Mister, the 15 minute allowance has been exceeded.

Some buffoon in the audience secretly smeared his danish all over my speech and even spilled beer on it! The writing is not legible anymore! Good heavens, what am I to do?

Wow! I wonder why you suddenly decided to “destroy” the second copy of the script. Gee, must be a coincidence and totally not because I EXPOSED YOU, you perverted frog! Shame on you!