I've been holding it in all this while but I cannot take it anymore. I must confide in you a matter of the utmost importance. Please gather round, grab a danish off the table along with a drink of your choice and be seated. I shall allow 15 minutes for the members of the council to gather for this most important announcement
I've been holding it in all this while but I cannot take it anymore...
Aiden Ortiz
Jack Lee
>grabs danish
>sneaks one in pocket, wrapped in napkins to keep it clean
>pours myself a medium-dark earl grey, a drop of honey and a bit of milk
Christian Gonzalez
I'm in baby.
Jordan Hughes
AHEM excuse me this event is not politically correct, you must shut it down
Robert Jenkins
everyone quiet down and listen what this man has to say
Christopher Flores
My meeting should be over by then, good sir!
Jason Harris
If this is gonna be something about al dente, I’m leaving this board forever
David Clark
Good heavens! What buffoonery are the members of the council partaking in these days?!
Jaxon Jenkins
does it concern al dente?
Aaron Wilson
Yes sir, I do love me some pasta al dente.
Isaiah Nelson
why is a humble shithole such as Yas Forums being spammed?
Ryder Hernandez
My my user, a cherry filled danish, my favorite. Please, good man, be hasty! Excited ears are all around.
Jackson Davis
Gentlemen, cease the tomfoolery at once! This nation's very existence is at stake and you are talking about pasta! How ridiculous! Perhaps I should cancel this meeting after all if none of you have an ounce of respect for our glorious nation..
Colton Watson
HAHAHAHA
Listen up gentlemen, I found a copy of OP's script that he left in the bathroom.
"I'M GAY.
I AM A FAGGOT.
I LOVE COCKS.
I LOVE BLACK COCKS.
I LOVE WHITE COCKS.
I LOVE COCKS OF ALL COLORS.
I LOVE FEMININE COCKS.
I LOVE NON-BINARY COCKS.
I LOVE TWO COCKS.
I LOVE MULTI-COCKS.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
I AM A KEK"
OP, consider your announcement ruined.
Isaiah Johnson
JANNY FUK N SUK OUT WITH IT SIR
Carter Thompson
let he who does not love feminine cocks cast the first stone
John Brooks
Guards? Guards!! Stop loitering around and get rid of these troublemakers! Time is of the utmost importance and these troublemakers who know not what awaits them must be dealt with promptly!
Juan Wright
Mister, the 15 minute allowance has been exceeded.
David Nelson
Some buffoon in the audience secretly smeared his danish all over my speech and even spilled beer on it! The writing is not legible anymore! Good heavens, what am I to do?
Austin Bailey
Wow! I wonder why you suddenly decided to “destroy” the second copy of the script. Gee, must be a coincidence and totally not because I EXPOSED YOU, you perverted frog! Shame on you!
Parker Taylor
Truly, OP is a lover of cock after all!
Josiah Evans
Speak from the heart friend, you have the truth inside of you
Angel Young
Thanks my good friend, it is kindred spirits like you from the old days before the revolution that have let me carry on and be who I am today. These other buffoons that only exist to cause misery to others are but a temporary obstacle.
Let us get started then brothers! But first, my sincerest apologies for letting you all down this fine evening! The announcement that I had been wanting to make all along is as follows:
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK NOCOINERS
FUCK BOOMERS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK JANNIES!
Xavier Williams
It would seem your “cock”-scripts been done in now innit? Thash a shame, maybee yus lyke to purchase one?
Cooper Parker
classic.
Dylan Hall
AND NOW, MY FINE BROTHERS IN THE CONFERENCE. I DECLARE THAT THESE DEGENERATES MUST BE CRUCIFIED NEXT TO THE JANITOR. GRAB YOUR SWORD AND ARMOR AND CLEAR UP THE FILTH FROM THIS BOARD!
Kevin Anderson
I’ll have your links for this!
Robert Stewart
Only here for the snacks.
Michael Hall
YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE OP.
Evan Williams
*BANG* *BANG*
Cameron White
WHERE ARE MY REINFORCEMENTS? IT IS ME ALONE VS THESE THREE GUN WIELDING MANIACS! MY BROTHERS, YOU HAVE ABANDONED ME IN THIS MOST TRYING OF TIMES! PLEASE, I BEG THEE - COME TO MY RESCUE SO WE CAN ESTABLISH THE NEW UTOPIA!
Bentley Jones
T-the janitor's henchmen have gotten me, my friends...it was an honor to fight for you all these years....but now in the 11th hour, I finally realize it was all for naught. Not a single one of you came to my aid yet I am about to die for your sins...I part thee with not hatred in my heart, but disappointment and sadness, my friends. Be good.