Is this a simulation?
Logan Butler
Wyatt Smith
the other day i was sitting on the toilet, and took a shit. i heard a plop as the turd entered the water.
HOWEVER when i looked down between my legs at the bowl, there was no turd. how could there be no turd when i heard the plop?
of course i had to wipe like 10 times to clean my ass, but i swear i heard a plop and there was no turd.
this phantom turd is what convinced me i am in a simulation