Can we all agree that the one absolute essential purchase for the successful gentleman...

Can we all agree that the one absolute essential purchase for the successful gentleman, the thing we should all have in mind as our ultimate goal, is a yacht?
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I don't see the appeal unless I'm a literal billionaire who could use it for entertaining the global elite

>being on a boat with some bratty kids blasting shit black music
no thanks

Women are literal children

I like a nice mid-size boat I can sleep in. Yachts are for losers. I might buy one if Suterusu really 500x's like I think it will.

Stupid. Lets just say the entry level yacht is 1 million dollars. Now youre probably getting that yacht for some pussy unless you really like sailing.
So for $500 you can fuck a better looking prostitute, for $1000 you could fuck a 9/10. 1000000/500=2000 1000000/1000=1000.
Unless the yacht is going to bag you over hot 1000 bitches its not really worth it and thats not even considering most yachts cost more than a million dollars.

>Unless the yacht is going to bag you over hot 1000 bitches

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Except for some fucking reason we let them vote and be in charge of $300M portfolios.

Dude, yachts are a maintenance nightmare and people never use them as much as they think they will

If it flies, floats or fucks lease it

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