What happens when we die, seriously?

You become a spooky gost

What even is nothing? We came from "nothing" remember? We have no fucking clue seriously, if we're not in a simulation which i really doubt we aren't i think what consciousness is like the potential of matter to arrange in a form that makes a computational structure to observe itself so in other words when we "die" that potential, structure, network or whatever it is merges with the other matter that is we become one with earth and the universe as we were once as "Stardust"! man the depth of the mind is really something else, i don't know if this answers your question but it's something to think about..

Thanks mane. I didn't know if it was a term you made up for something that might have existed in some religious tradition earlier.
That's pretty fucking cool, man. I had a bit of a psychotic episode once and kinda thought this concept up myself while I was out driving. "Man, I almost crashed... maybe I DID and I died, but I just can't experience the version of the universe where that happened."

you shit yourself very hard

i think the same way

What happens when you eventually die of old age?

It doesn't make sense to say 'when' we die. That isn't a point in time.
You may as well ask 'what colour is death'? It isn't. Any conception you have of what happens 'when' we die is as much mortal cope as thinking that black is the colour of death.

The conditions for your existence are eternal and unchanging. The events of your life, which take place within time, cannot change this.
Every life is eternally 'occurring', and simultaneously no two lives can overlap. If they could overlap, they would be one life, and the principle would be affirmed nonetheless.

And you must ask yourself what you mean by 'we' or 'myself', in essential terms. It doesn't refer to anything other than the substratum for phenomenological existence itself, that which is shared by all life.
Thus, we are all one, eternally. There is no death, there is eternal life. But this eternal life is not heaven. It is simply the totality of being, which must always be occurring. It cannot end, nor can it change.

The undead curse means you will resurrect, but if over the span of time you lose hope then you will become hollow and perhaps sent to a place of confinement to await the end of the world.

Cute female morticians laugh at your corpse's penis

i also believe in quantum immortality, but i also realise it's just a coping mechanism desu

still 100x better than believing in a bearded scammer from 2000 years ago