/smg/ - Stock Market General

Trump to the rescue, crude oil edition.

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/breast-feeding

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
pornhub.com/tag/hapa-breeding-programs

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

1st for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FUCK THE BEARS AND FUCK CHINA WE WILL PRINT SO MUCH MONEY WE WILL BUY CHINA JUST TO FUCKING NUKE IT OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=kmzY7XPl_ww

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fuck loliies

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Fuck tripfags.
If my pregnant wife swallows, will it turn my son gay?

When is trump speaking?

Fuck it bought XOM at $42 after I sold my “overvalued” Tesla stocks that would have made me thousands.

How are businesses going to recover when the current hourly rate for sitting at home is 24/hr, and they are proposing 34/hr?

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>only had three minutes to jump on this
fuck me

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UNLIMITED

QUANTITATIVE

EASING

NEVER BET AGAINST THE FED

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The op is shit.

Go BCRX!

Why are oil stocks going up

missed getting 50 HAL again, but got TDG and SBUX

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This is a great comic. Every Yas Forumsnessman should read it to learn the secrets of door-to-door sales.

From last thread, how on earth will I ever tackle my $180k student debt? Jump on the wild stocks ride and hope it pays off? Or are we all just fucked?

I'm feeling the leaf meme today frens

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organic dip buying
stocks will never be this cheap again!

That's it? I thought oil was supposed to be RED.

Gladly

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Thank you Jerome, very cool!

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>GIANT NEUTRON STAR ABOUT TO BLAST INTO EARTH ENDING LIFE AS WE KNOW IT


bullish

BUY x150 CALLS ON AMAZON TO DAB ON BEARS

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>my broker doesn't offer commodities
IDK if this is good or not. I am sure I would only manage to lose it all

No. The protein and nutrients will be good for him and make him chad

Third parties will never make it in this country. There's only two choices and they both suck.

Have you noticed that nearly every day the market starts off red, Trump makes a speech that turns it?

I think this is legitimately the first time in history that oil retreats by more than 15% and the markets end green.
We have decoupled from all economic reality. I'll ride shorts on these waves but fuck going long

Say hi to the other poorfags at the foodshelter for me user!

Businesses don't need to recover. Stonks will still go up.

>Ess pee ex unironically looks like it wants 287
>Oil futures filled the Ultimate Low Gap tm
m..maybe it's okay
Damn this is a nice op image

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>its green again

youtube.com/watch?v=7huydkPGfP8

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Ride the shorts till you are broke faggot

>oil down 40%
>oil etfs up
hmmmmmmmm

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Dropping a band on DAL or KOS fuckkckc

Oil declining dramatically is actually unironically bullish for oil companies because the further the price goes down, the more likely the government is to take actions to protect the industry, and do so more swiftly if there were already actions planned. Oil remaining low but holding steady would just gradually bleed the industry out and mean that policy makers could keep pushing back legislation on the pretense of "things will get better before they go out of business", this raises more immediate alarms that something has to be done. The US isn't just going to let its oil industry fold in on itself.

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hey bullfags, are we going to pop up? It looks like we're hitting the bottom of a channel.

Why does google think every stock is china

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aaand that's why i warned not to trade oil with leverage

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When is it gonna dump 10%?

Fed will bailout oil.

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When is the right time to buy Boeing?

Let it fill the 2377 gap first, then it's worth a gamble long

15 years ago

Oil's historic break below $10 is about to happen in real time.

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bout $50 ago

Oil is important to national defense. We can't just let it go under.

are you the one who mentioned trading from Canada in the last thread? this would explain it

Draft Kings going public via merger. Buy DEAC now.

What to buy for oil?

the market is seeing past this and priced it in already retard

asset prices can only go up

checked
i'm no faggot leaf sir

The US cares more about their relationship with the Saudis than our oil industry, and they have to because otherwise were fucked. Everybody has known this would happen for months now and they still havent done anything, and thats because they arent going to do anything.

If she eats steak, will your son turn into a cow?

Get her all the protein possible, otherwise he’ll be a söyboy

i haven't been around in a couple weeks..what in the FUCK happened to SQQQ? jeez. I BUNGLED that alright..

anyone actually making money?

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I was worried there for a bit fren

remember to put your face in a cooler when those 60B in SPY shorts start to cover

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Alright what are some good oil stocks to buy? I'm thinking Exxon and Halliburton.

lol what

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>How
Who cares.

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KOS, XOM, MRO

Thanks user who meme'ed me into buying NET. Up 10% today

Go for the big boys only. Everything else will be manipulated

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

when stronger pump ?

As all other asset classes will be worthless soon, the stock markets natural bullish tendency means it's rational to go all in

OIL: CRASHING

GDP: PLUMMETING

FOOD: SHORTAGES

BONDS: CRASHING

UNEMPLOYMENT: SKYROCKETING

EMERGING MARKETS: STARVING

INSTITUTIONS: RUINED

TRUMP: TWEETING

JEROME: PRINTING

BROKERAGE ACCOUNT: PUMPING

yeah. And rds b

Lol

NET AND DOC up 10%

yeet

Say it with me:
$10 WTI

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Good call, user.

NET JUST KEEPS GOING UP

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this bih morgan on cnbc finna catch dis fallin dick

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Then unload and crash everything?

MPC

why can't FED buy oil ? they can just store it in their parking lot ffs

MARKET: BULLISH

HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER

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anyone picking up LMT before earnings? seems a bit ripe but doesn't look like earnings will disappoint despite the meme economy

Looks great! defiantly a health society.

My friend bought tons of calls at $20 a share.

Bears getting slaughtered right now

kys and try to be less of a moron in your next life

A RED 15 MINUTE CANDLE ON THE NASDAQ

FINALLY US BEARS HAVE GOTTEN THE UPPER HAND!

HOTEL; CONTANGO

Why the fuck is oil so comfy? Like even the worst it’s ever been, HAL is almost breaking even you just hang out for the oil boom and collect dividends baby this isn’t hard

>look my portfolio is 300k, i.e. my trades are genius
Why don't you just post the percentage?

Where can i buy Hyasynthbio company stocks?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how come covid 19 has both malaria and HIV genomes? What a strange "coincidence"

Source?

all right bros how do i make some cash

Poor fag here
Is the reason I only get three day trades a week because its too easy to make shitloads of money doing it?

this is what people who went through 2008 said, for months good news is good news and bad news is bad news because it means more bailouts, loans, investment, etc
until government stops controlling industries this won't end

Priced in

The secret Yas Forums discord link is discord gg sXDAKd2
Get in here before we close the invites
We have a interview set up with the infamous Sergey Nazarov (chainlink founder) tomorrow.
dhdh

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People can't still accept that the market is not the economy and vice versa. The faster you understand this, the more gains you will had during this period.

Bros... Oil might unironically fall below 10$ today

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Holy shit this is market is so bullish

buy the bottom

FED already owning 90% of that oil ETF. Hurry up or they will own 99%

How come you share 90% of your DNA with a mosquito?

I'm too poor to be able to afford Yas Forums gold uploading

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we could invade venezuela tho

Weekly reminder that if the market is irrational for longer than a week, then you become the irrational one by trying to fight it. You must go with the flow or forever hold your peace.

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Aren't they getting their own ticket?

1. Don't buy an expensive car when you have so much debt.
2. Your wife's debt is her problem.
3. I don't know your income, but you need to live as frugally as possible. No entertainment, no vacations, no toys and games, no hobbies, no expensive dinners. 90% of your paycheck should go into your loan.

Just don't be a fucking retard. Pay your debts, then invest in the stock market.

Malaria isn't even in the same fucking kingdom of life moron. Malaria is a parasite. Corona is a virus.

Literally just buy and large cap stock and take the feds money

boy that sucks for people gambling on commodities

Meanwhile, i'm making a profit on my oil stocks today

kys crytofaggot

Oil is going to break 10 dollars. Oil stocks go up.

I don't understand, do they assume Fed intervention will happen tailored to them? Fuck it, I will hedge. What oil stocks to buy Yas Forums?

Yes. Poorfags like us are destined to get rekt by the gaps after and before hours since fuck us.

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Is it too late to buy tanker stocks?

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Mid Monday morning. What's everyone buying? What are your moves this week?

I have cash ready to invest, but I'm thinking on sitting on it a bit. Don't know where the market will be a month from now.

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>Denmark won’t bail out companies that is paying dividends, buying back shares or are seated in “tax havens”

the most bullish thing I read today

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-18/denmark-extends-business-aid-to-increase-spending-by-15-billion

anyone have an empty tanker laying around?

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He's half jewish

What percentage when I'm up on an option should I get the fuck out??? Up 18% on SPY call today

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Yes, if you are not retarded. However majority of people hoping in to trade are.

lel nice seethe mr r*ddit stay poor btw

Yeah loaded up at the bottom on LMT. It got punished with the broader market

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Become a government worker, after ten years the loan is forgiven. You are welcome bro.

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TOLD YA

WHO'S RICH ALREADY?

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OOOOOOOO

Because oil refiners like BP are getting paid to refine free crude that they will sell at an even more exorbitant markup. Gas prices won't go down much more and it's all profit from there.
Also don't forget short squeezing.

Buy the dips. Resist FOMO.

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Should've stayed in state, bro. If you had you would be able to pay it off while in school if you're lucky enough.

Source: your ass

>irrational
Stocks go up. Buy calls.

Muh bull trap

Today I have bought DOW chemical, Canadian Tire, and Sleep Country

I sold half my CARR

What does 128% short interest even mean?

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Is RTX a good buy rn?

>and the markets end green
>posted at 11:12AM EST

No. If this is a new bull run in tanker stock these fuckers can 4x-5x

RTX RTX RTX RTX
RTX RTX RTX RTX
RTX RTX RTX RTX
RTX RTX RTX RTX

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A) 25k equity also allows you to leverage up to 4x , requiring the need to put in limits
B) We are not in a normal market and it's usually not this easy. Read how volatility works.

OIL JUST WENT FROM 45% DOWN IN ONE DAY TO 40%!!!!

BUY HAL OKE MRO CVX XOM RDS.B
DO YOUR DUTY
AND BUY THE FUCKING DIP

MY UNCLE JUST DEFAULTED ON HIS CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS. SHE GOT THE KIDS

>Check SaaS company that my company uses for ITSM (stock is NOW)

Holy fuck this is a based stock. I knew they dominated ITSM but man that’s crazy

>implying the spy goes down
Sell when you run out of sacks with giant dollars on them to hold all your money

Bears right now are like villains in children shows that are always seething while the chill kids foil their plans with out a sweat

Google you retard. Special investor vote wednesday, by then it will be all over.
DEAC is acting as the SPAC, each share of DEAC will become one share of the new ticker for DraftKings which I can't remember off the top my head.

There's also warrants and share plus 3rd warrant counts out there in DEACw and DEACu.

Apologies, 61%

no comments on my timing? ok

I'm just satisfied with getting money then

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lol BA is just going to crab around the psychological 150 until more shit news for airline industry, fucking memes

RTX is a really solid fundamental stock that's currently acting like a fucking tech meme stock. My body says yes but my mind says no, wait for $64 again.

I hurt myself today.

Will do. Just saw a ton of them pump 5-10% and I don't want to buy the top.

Sounds good

Was planning on going deep in to tankers (50% of portfolio)

1. It wasn't an expensive car, and we needed one for work. Actually not too worried about just making monthly payments on it until we trade it in.
2. As a married couple we are committed to paying down our collective debt together. Why would we pay it separately, especially when by pooling resources we can pay the collective whole down faster.
3. I know you're just giving general advice, but I can assure you that we already follow those guidelines. All the same, it is unfeasible for so much of my paycheck to go toward my student debt alone. We have other bills to pay.

So pay off denbts first, then invest? I can't do both at the same time?

Oilchads, report in.

Which private island are you guys going to buy this summer when we're all millionaires?

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people say that shit every single hour of the day

Yeah this pisses me off because I recently discovered SPY calls are free money. Any retard that can read a candle chart can tell when the daily low is, then sell when they're comfortable with their return. Easiest fucking $200 a day ever.

There can be no bad news about sales if there were no new sales to begin with
CHECKMATE ATHIESTS

How do you think they will be so valuable?
The companies can't just produce those ships within weeks or even months. Until they would be manufactured you can build other more efficient containers to store the oiil

zoom out even further to the XIX century faggot

also
>showing over yearly charts without taking inflation into consideration

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Is there any public information about what kind of dough they pull in? Is 17 low?

when is oil time

we might see another 3-4% up for SPY, but I'm not so sure that it will go past that.