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CUNNY

Fuck lolis

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JUST

I don’t respect women, bros

>tfw shorted tesla at open

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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4ND FOR SARA EISENS TIGHT WHITE SHIRT

IM GOING TO COOOOOOOM

We got too cocky bearchads, the .629231234 Fibernacho retracement is not complete, I repeat not complete

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You bought oil didn't you?

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Pain.

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sleep is good for you, buy zzz

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based

Sold all my MRO to go all in on NET. Fuck this uncertainty.

Bears are back in town boys

>mfw I own HAL stocks
So?

NEVER SHORT ELON
1ST RULE OF INVESTING

>Oil stocks will crash because demand is down

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What tickers for a COOMER portfolio? I will unironically buy 1 share of each

Expiration and strike price?

>It's going to crab like this for the next few hours and finish green by the end of the day thanks to Jerome Powell
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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even the general public doesn't seems to give a fuck
I mean a lot of peoples saw the brrrrrrr meme but they will still go to work for 1500$ / month, they are normies they just accept their fuck up life

So what happens when the Fed owns everything?

why isn't this dumping more? dow should be down at least 800 pts by now

BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>BUY YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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JUST DROP ALREADY DAMMIT

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Is Moderna a BUY? Can't help but thinking its a fucking scam in this clown market.

>they're not hoarding all the barrel stocks in their freshly bought huge storage hall.
LMAO-ing at ur lyff

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Antero making me my lunch

Borrowing money is cheap
The feds will continue buying bonds to keep up cashflow
These dividends are not going away

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i unironically dont understand why berniebros are still democrats. if that were me and i got stabbed in the back twice by my party i'd never vote for the corrupt fucks ever again. how are they not rioting over that shit?

Can't figure out what to be bullish on. Any suggestions? Not interested in energy right now.

sure did, what I could afford at least
TELL
MRO
AXAS
CHK (oof)

It cost more for the barrel than the oil inside it

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it should be illegal to mislabel graphs like that
>daily new cases
not
>daily newly discovered cases

everybody who is going to have it already has it

bruhs I somehow have $551 more in cash, than I should have, yet I didnt sell anything
I'm going mad...

Bottom. Honestly, it by all rights should be, but within 1 day? How the fuck? That is not any type of normal market activity or anything for a bottom and the entire trek to it to take place in 1 day 40% crash. Shouldn't be the bottom anymore, but even if it were OIL STOCKS SHOULD BE WAY FUCKING DOWN.

I just want to buy in, but it feels like fucking suicide buying in this high while reality is screaming that this isn't good.

Because other stocks didn't experience a 40% decrease in demand in one day.

After winning and now losing my ass off, I am beginning to see it this way. But fuck me if it makes no sense and I don't know wtf to do since reality does not exist anymore until it does conveniently like with Gilead pump few days ago.

If this market recovers, might as well store everything in stocks because it is impossible to keep it down anymore. I really hope Jerome keels over and dies already, what is the point of making 30% when my value decreases by 50% due to inflation.

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zoom brr brr

>right-leaning inverse innie cunny
massive dump incoming

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>everybody who is going to have it already has it
lol so people who dont have it yet wont get infected no matter what?

>the spread buying a derivative is higher than the cost of a barrel of oil
Why isn't the market dumping, wtf?

>buying
>now
kek you missed this dip

>Because other stocks didn't experience a 40% decrease in demand in one day

Yeah, many went to literally nothing

How to make money buying oil?

correct. this shit's been in the country since AT LEAST november. who the fuck do you think hasn't been exposed to it already?

vaccine isn't expected until 2021 at best. even if daily cases are going down everything is still going to be locked down for another year.

imagine something compounding this like a natural event or a mutation. you'd be an idiot to buy before wave 2.

Fear is not always a fast moving emotion.

but march 18th 2020

Because the DOW is slowly climbing instead.

buy*

Buy a bunch of gas right now then sell it right next to the gas station at -10% in 6 months for massive gains

>After winning and now losing my ass off, I am beginning to see it this way. But fuck me if it makes no sense and I don't know wtf to do since reality does not exist anymore until it does conveniently like with Gilead pump few days ago.

think about it this way: what do (((They))) want you to do? do the opposite.

Lolis fuck you

>gme
motherfucker. i shouldn't have panic sold on friday

REEEEEEE I WANT TO BUY STOCK BUT I HAVE BAD DREAMS IF I LEAVE IT OVERNIGHT!
Any other day traders know this feel or am I just autistic?

MORE... OIL... I NEED.... MORE... OOOOOIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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I got 240 sitting in my account available to use (rest is still in limbo). What's a good play to make 800 quick that won't fuck me over?

there is not a single stock in the green, dow is going red all the way today.

except there is no immunity retards. of course it doesnt matter because people under 60 don't die.

uranium mining

>we’re gonna be under lockdown until next year
Lol no. By that time we’re just going to say “fuck it, herd immunity”

He believed the coronavirus WWIII impeachment election astroturf riot protests oil crash Saudi communist late stage capitalist regime change brrrrrr socialized medicine bullbeartrap collusion anti-Semitic reopening economy FUD

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A friend of mine in airline leasing is shitting his pants right now and saying it's a bad day.

WHAT THE FUCK IS NASDAQ DOING

Am I fuggggged :(

who /fro/chad here?

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Would it be retarded for a complete novice like myself to just dump everything I have into Apple stocks? When this all clears, won't they make me money?

FUUUUUUCCCKKK
FUCKING FUUUUUCCCCKKK

Anyone interested in joining my $500 SPY 12/22 Calls movement? It's probably the least stressful option I've ever held.

Stop buying crazy volatile stuff and realize the market trend is up right now. Also don’t immediately sell losses, a vast majority of the time the stock will recover unless you bought literal shit

Just bought

Would this be a good time to buy Ford for holding long term? The stock is in the toilet and has been trending downhill for years, but it's at record lows now and it's a big name that isn't going to go out of business, so do you think that in a few decades they will have turned themselves around and the trade would pay off big time?

I'm green all over but something feels wrong here

If regular people actually understood what the fuck the feds are currently doing there would be riots in the streets and Jeromes head would be on a stick

Bulls are winning again. Friday was +3-4%, today slight correction, tomorrow 2-3% green again, never give up bobo!

>there is no immunity
why would you go on the internet and just make shit up

meanwhile AMD fucking immune at +1.6% lmao

>the market trend is up right now
AAAAAAA ZOOM OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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SLB already cut divvie by 75%

Stock up on this, faggots.

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Market is still having the over optimism and believing in V-shaped recovery despite pre-crisis levels were massively inflated and world economy is doomed. Or JP is poomping.

Not within one day, lockdowns didn't happen until after we were already falling.

There is the problem though. They seem to me to want people to both buy AND short. This has to be a trap and the carpet rolled from underneath everyone, but at the same time the public caught on and is nonstop shorting so market keeps going up. And the date of the rug pull can be any day, month from now, a week, 3 days, tomorrow. By all rights I haven't been buying because I feel like this has to happen any day now. (((They))) have set a trap where going either way seems like a losing proposition.

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Waiting to buy back in, when will the doomp begin in earnest?

I know, but oil is almost $10. Why doesn't reality kick in?