/smg/ - Stock Market General

bat soup muddafucker edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/breast-feeding

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
pornhub.com/tag/hapa-breeding-programs

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

A fucking bat

*ahem*
You are here.

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Hey, im currently in my second semester of economics studies and we recently started the topic of investment and stockmarket.
part of that is a stockmarket game in which we basicly invest in the stockmaret but with digital (valueless) currency in order to learn something about it in a practical manner and also a bit of competetive fun.
so my question for you guys is:
are there any tips and advices you guys can give a newcomer ?

I like this thumbnail better. Lets bump this one boys

Can’t wait for futureniggers to make it open with a gap down

Buy the highest volatility stocks. That will maximize your chances of winning. There were two losing teams in my class and I told them if one shorts a stock before earnings and the other one goes all in one of them would take the lead in the game but they didn’t do it and let the winning team who were dickheads win. Thanks for reading my blog post.

Go all in SOXL if you want to win

>tfw Chinese hostile takeovers

what's with the explosion in nameniggers

ok i see why one should invest in those, i will look out for stocks like these and start off my bets with those
would you care to elaborate? i see that they took a big hit last month and recovering from it so there seems to be a good chance for profit. i would still like to hear a bit more of your thoguhts, im very new in the stockmarket so every bit of information and train of thought would be a huge deal for me.

thank you guys btw

>would you care to elaborate?
I wrote this as part of a larger pasta a while back but it sums my thoughts up pretty well on the subject.
Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.

ok bought some of them for $125 a piece, its still below the average price they used to have but i hope the will keep rising like they did earlier this year

Bump

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holy crap is that sneed?

this is the active thread right now

Shut the fuck up you dumb nigger I want the thread with the ching chong man to overtake your thread

GOOD FUCKING LORD

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>OIL

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um

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OIL

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OIL

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BUY BUY SELL SELL BUY BUY SELL SELL BUY SELL BUY SELL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHh

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Holy fuck oil. McDonald's is going to be using it as frying oil. Did everything go bankrupt?

SÖY CHADS WHERE YOU AT???

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>Oil is in the shitter
>But Exxon, BP, etc. will still keep mooning because clown FED markets
>meaning no way to profit from cheap oil
This isn't fucking fair. And don't mention USO or other scams. The only way to not get fucked long term by contango or backwardation fuckery is by owning oil company stocks, no memeETF

FUCK YOU, FED

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o-okay funny joke... time to stop now...

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I'M BUYING SLEEP COUNTRY TOMORROW AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

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God, USO was such a stupid idea... I guess it was a lot more complicated then hurr oil go up oil go down, I would be out already but bought a debit spread so was waiting for my other side to go to 0.01 but because people are cunts it probably won't

I just really liked USO because of its extreme liquidity and it looked cool. My optionscalculator said I could make 30K out of 400 bucks so I felt like risking it now it looks like oil will simply die.

Suck my fucking dick Saudis.

When does the June contract start matching the May one? I'm guessing the real price of oil is somewhere between 14-20?

I bought PE and WTI. They might do ok.
However my USO is going to dick me hard Monday.

They also have exposure to brent, which isn't crashing nearly as hard. But I second the sentiment

godspeed good lad.... just sleep on it, and I'll be here for you.

My tech stocks are never gonna see another red candle again fuck y’all bearish niggas

Your data is delayed there. It has temporarily bounced to about 15.7- no 15.90 now.

lol
xd

bears need to zoom out and then have sex

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>recovery from -20.5% to -13%
god damn.

>oil
>tfw live in calgary

give me one reason not to kill myself

ITT WE LAUGH AT OILFAGS

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SPY 295 EOD Tomorrow

speaking of bullish anyone watching the MJ documentary

>Oil will recover!
GET FUCKED RETARDS!

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It's going to be another bull run, boys! Look at those futures rise.

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ok... that's kinda fucking worth buying... that's so much on the table.

Zoom out more

youtube.com/watch?v=zIbXai0l174

Bullish??

Lmao
So how fucking deflationary is oil at $15?

How much more stimulus bucks does that give us the leeway to print??

A
FUCKING
BAT

>he blames the fed for his short peepee

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Can you stop posting this fat balding weirdo for the OP pic? Its always some shill on weekends and nights who is obsessed with him. Plus /smg/ is a 2D anime general.

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Why is anyone even looking at futures aside from oil right now? We all know that tomorrow big news is going to pump the market minus oil.

ima buy this shit.... wow $14 per barrel... fuck the price of the barrel is worth more than the oil.... damn they can't even dump it because it's like water is worth more than oil these days.

oh look, it's august 2019 again

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Unironically... I’ve been hearing oil to 15 for a while now, but never oil to ten

This may be the time to buy CVX

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Oil is saved boys, no more problems.
All good for tomorrow.

I’m looking to buy XOM, FRO, and MRO while oil is low as fuck. How do you guys think I should divvy that up percentage wise?

Exactly, it's gonna go down. I hope, please?

OIL. SVRGE. NEVER BET AGAINST THE BVLLCHADS, BEARCVCKS. FAT BEAR PVSSIES AWAIT. ONWARDS, BVYER BVLLCHADS.

Some lower grade oils are now trading at negatives

>past support becomes future support
Fuck yeah bullish. Now throw some moving averages up there.

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I've got some cash in my portfolio which I wanna unironically invest into oil, only thing is I have no idea what would be the best vehicle for it either some sort of ETF or better to just buy xom or shell directly?

all is good for me to execute my oil puts on monday and use the money to buy up all the cheap shares

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Do not buy shit. Oil companies will never be the same.

XOM has very nice dividends. FRO not so much.

soon

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i'd never have sex with that girl... my girlfriend does bite me though sometimes... shit just thinking about that makes me horny... i just uhhh don't want to judge all asians for china's mistakes.... my gf is a fucking gook, and there's a difference between nips, gooks and chinks... the chinks are the ones to worry about. thanks again.

OOOH SHID IT'S DUMPING BACK DOWN

Oil ETFs are more direct investment than oil companies

BVVVVLL!L!! BVVVLLLLL!!!! BVVVVVLL!L

Don't you have a huge, unnecessary F-650 that you drive to your office job you can sell?