Jerking off to a chick in my WFH meeting, bros.
April 17, 2020 - 17:18
pink wojacks on CNN soon
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April 17, 2020 - 17:19
There's no HR in the jungle
April 17, 2020 - 17:19
Worried about TSLA. I've got 800 calls on them right now but they've only been below their open all day.
April 17, 2020 - 17:20
screenshot or she's not real. blur out her face if need be. please im so horny and need jerk off material.
April 17, 2020 - 17:20
Thoughts on how fucking rich Im going to be?
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April 17, 2020 - 17:20
MILKIES GIRL
IF YOU'RE OUT THERE
GO ALL IN SPXL
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April 17, 2020 - 17:20
damn they really stole a reddit meme
April 17, 2020 - 17:20
JCP BOARD DECLARES TAKEOVER OF ALL RETAILERS!!!
April 17, 2020 - 17:20
Whomst might this man be and why did they post on biz?
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April 17, 2020 - 17:20
My balls produce cum every time I buy or sell stonks.
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April 17, 2020 - 17:20
one of the weeb trannies got a good dose of HRT pills
April 17, 2020 - 17:20
Anyone else here just want to see some serious chimpout happen.
When is the fucking crash I wanna see riots and gunfights.
April 17, 2020 - 17:21
you made money user, go buy some new friends :)
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April 17, 2020 - 17:21
tiny tiddies. we need to supersize them.
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April 17, 2020 - 17:21
Holy based. I'm upping my offer to $1500 to be my gf.
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April 17, 2020 - 17:21
F
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April 17, 2020 - 17:21
You're telling me it's doesn't go up up and away?!
Imagine my shock!
April 17, 2020 - 17:21
what stocks to hold if I want to long anime titties?
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April 17, 2020 - 17:22
but you haven't even inspected her brapper...
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April 17, 2020 - 17:22
What does that even mean?
April 17, 2020 - 17:22
>RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT >LARGEST DEBT CRISIS >BONDS NEARLY WORTHLESS >BUSINESSES GOING BANKRUPT STOCK ONLY GO UP
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April 17, 2020 - 17:22
based titty poster
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 17, 2020 - 17:23
So all memes aside if these states end lockdown early we know that the rates will spike again right or am I just retarded? >inb4 this is bullish
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April 17, 2020 - 17:23
LMAO how much time before they expire, user?
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April 17, 2020 - 17:23
Nobody actually told me what to buy in the last thread. I have 25k.
April 17, 2020 - 17:23
AMC and GME were already going bankrupt, corona just accelerated it
April 17, 2020 - 17:23
no one is buying these prices. No one.
We're just seeing gap ups and gap downs with almost pure crab walking all day.
April 17, 2020 - 17:23
I'm sure it's good enough.
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April 17, 2020 - 17:24
>fishing tackle stuck in face >tattoos discarded
April 17, 2020 - 17:24
iron condors are a meme, you better leg into it individually rather than as a full iron condor. learned my lesson today.
April 17, 2020 - 17:24
Based, this roastie def got btfo. Mid december 2017 was right near the top for altcoins
April 17, 2020 - 17:24
Learn it yourself faggot. You're gonna lose all your money buying people's bags.
April 17, 2020 - 17:24
/smg/ gonna be rich! Get in now, poorfags!
April 17, 2020 - 17:24
>tfw lost 20% of the entire equity today on x20 leveraged longs
how to mentally deal with it without killing myself?
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April 17, 2020 - 17:24
PUT IT ALL IN GOLD AND GUNS
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April 17, 2020 - 17:24
don't forget the painted on freckles
that's the latest hoe trend
April 17, 2020 - 17:25
A polish cam whore who got banned for posting tits lol
That girl was crazy.................
April 17, 2020 - 17:25
>we're well past peak panic >Q1 and Q2 losses already priced in >Fed and gov successfully preventing a financial crisis The bull market is back baby! Up up up!
April 17, 2020 - 17:25
h o t t
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April 17, 2020 - 17:25
buy FCEL it's gonna moon ;)
April 17, 2020 - 17:25
>accelerated bankruptcy >UP 100%! >UP 200%! >UP 500%!
April 17, 2020 - 17:26
Trump fucking losing it on Twitter right now is not bullish actually. Might gtfo.
April 17, 2020 - 17:26
Options on 3x leverage Yikes honey
April 17, 2020 - 17:26
lots of grils used to browse here back when crypto=free money. after the crash in Jan of 2018 they probably lost a shit ton of money and left lmao
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April 17, 2020 - 17:26
bonds being worthless means people are scared shitless, enough to buy some 10y bond with .6 yield. Hell look at Germany selling negative yields and people are still buying.
Buckle up Jimmy.
April 17, 2020 - 17:26
Visa and Mastercard are still good buys right now.
April 17, 2020 - 17:26
>the rates will spike again not for a while, i think.
if the brapper isn't at least the size of a small yacht, it's not worth $1500
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April 17, 2020 - 17:26
We're already past the point where I should have sold my TRNX, aren't we?
April 17, 2020 - 17:27
women are so fucking annoying. I wish men weren't becoming such simps and encouraging their behavior.
April 17, 2020 - 17:27
yo I'm really fucking tired of that combined with the orange filter with girl's pics on tinder. always the 18-19 year olds
April 17, 2020 - 17:27
no one is buying fcel
it was fun for speculators before the crash but now the only volume is market makers trading 1 cent spreads
April 17, 2020 - 17:27
speculative investment causes these fluctuations look at JCP too. these skeleton companies are going to keep tanking over some weeks until someone buys them or they just dissolve. GME is down 6.5% today.
April 17, 2020 - 17:28
>Buy a bond, lose 4% >Buy a stock, lose 80% Makes sense.
April 17, 2020 - 17:28
I don't even know if this counts as shitposting anymore when it's hard to separate the people that actually believe this from the trolls.
April 17, 2020 - 17:28
who COOOMED here
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April 17, 2020 - 17:28
Alibaba. Literally the next Amazon
April 17, 2020 - 17:29
oh btw she did get btfo, made a goodbye posts kek
April 17, 2020 - 17:29