/smg/ - Stock Market General

milkies edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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Niggers

Jerking off to a chick in my WFH meeting, bros.

pink wojacks on CNN soon

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There's no HR in the jungle

Worried about TSLA. I've got 800 calls on them right now but they've only been below their open all day.

screenshot or she's not real. blur out her face if need be. please im so horny and need jerk off material.

Thoughts on how fucking rich Im going to be?

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MILKIES GIRL


IF YOU'RE OUT THERE

GO ALL IN SPXL

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based

damn they really stole a reddit meme

JCP BOARD DECLARES TAKEOVER OF ALL RETAILERS!!!

Whomst might this man be and why did they post on biz?

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My balls produce cum every time I buy or sell stonks.

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one of the weeb trannies got a good dose of HRT pills

post feets

Anyone else here just want to see some serious chimpout happen.

When is the fucking crash I wanna see riots and gunfights.

you made money user, go buy some new friends :)

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tiny tiddies. we need to supersize them.

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Holy based. I'm upping my offer to $1500 to be my gf.

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F

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You're telling me it's doesn't go up up and away?!

Imagine my shock!

what stocks to hold if I want to long anime titties?

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c u t e

but you haven't even inspected her brapper...

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NIO

What does that even mean?

>RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT
>LARGEST DEBT CRISIS
>BONDS NEARLY WORTHLESS
>BUSINESSES GOING BANKRUPT
STOCK
ONLY
GO
UP

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based titty poster


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So all memes aside if these states end lockdown early we know that the rates will spike again right or am I just retarded?
>inb4 this is bullish

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LMAO
how much time before they expire, user?

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Nobody actually told me what to buy in the last thread. I have 25k.

AMC and GME were already going bankrupt, corona just accelerated it

no one is buying these prices. No one.

We're just seeing gap ups and gap downs with almost pure crab walking all day.

I'm sure it's good enough.

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3/10

>fishing tackle stuck in face
>tattoos
discarded

iron condors are a meme, you better leg into it individually rather than as a full iron condor. learned my lesson today.

Based, this roastie def got btfo. Mid december 2017 was right near the top for altcoins

Learn it yourself faggot. You're gonna lose all your money buying people's bags.

/smg/ gonna be rich! Get in now, poorfags!

>tfw lost 20% of the entire equity today on x20 leveraged longs

how to mentally deal with it without killing myself?

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PUT IT ALL IN GOLD AND GUNS

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don't forget the painted on freckles

that's the latest hoe trend

Literally buy these.

Youll be rich, bitch.

A polish cam whore who got banned for posting tits lol

That girl was crazy.................

>we're well past peak panic
>Q1 and Q2 losses already priced in
>Fed and gov successfully preventing a financial crisis
The bull market is back baby! Up up up!

h o t t

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buy FCEL it's gonna moon ;)

>accelerated bankruptcy
>UP 100%!
>UP 200%!
>UP 500%!

Trump fucking losing it on Twitter right now is not bullish actually. Might gtfo.

Options on 3x leverage
Yikes honey

lots of grils used to browse here back when crypto=free money. after the crash in Jan of 2018 they probably lost a shit ton of money and left lmao

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bonds being worthless means people are scared shitless, enough to buy some 10y bond with .6 yield. Hell look at Germany selling negative yields and people are still buying.

Buckle up Jimmy.

Visa and Mastercard are still good buys right now.

>the rates will spike again
not for a while, i think.

if the brapper isn't at least the size of a small yacht, it's not worth $1500

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We're already past the point where I should have sold my TRNX, aren't we?

brehs

HOW TO INVEST IN TRUCKERS QUICK?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250968694773211141

women are so fucking annoying. I wish men weren't becoming such simps and encouraging their behavior.

yo I'm really fucking tired of that combined with the orange filter with girl's pics on tinder. always the 18-19 year olds

no one is buying fcel

it was fun for speculators before the crash but now the only volume is market makers trading 1 cent spreads

uh, that's a man.

speculative investment causes these fluctuations
look at JCP too. these skeleton companies are going to keep tanking over some weeks until someone buys them or they just dissolve. GME is down 6.5% today.

>Buy a bond, lose 4%
>Buy a stock, lose 80%
Makes sense.

I don't even know if this counts as shitposting anymore when it's hard to separate the people that actually believe this from the trolls.

who COOOMED here

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French grills.

Alibaba. Literally the next Amazon

oh btw she did get btfo, made a goodbye posts kek