I unironically bought this bottom even though I think it's a false bottom, I plan to spend a bunch on SDOW and SRTY during the next green day, wait for the next big crash, sell them, and make my final cheapies purchases before big line only goes up
Carter Wood
REEEEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT MONEY FOR CLICKING THINGS ON THE COMPUTERRRR!!!!
When GM got bailed out they got reorganized after chapter 11 and the stock went to 0. I immediately assume anyone holding F is legitimately retarded and will likely lose everything.
Jaxson Thompson
I only sold some of my SPY puts that expire this week.
Owen Barnes
Has there ever been a high cyber-attack on the Stock Market? If not why hasn't there been?
Once we've got a vaccine it's back to your regularly scheduled inflated valuations and hype driven bubbles. That's about a year out. Bottom will be mass graves in New York. That's about a week, maybe two weeks out.
I will literally eat my own shit if Ford doesn't cut the dividend, you're not actually getting that yield.
>people that think dividends are immutable yet at the same time the yields are just mysteriously high for no reason at all
Wyatt Nelson
Yes you will end up on top doing that. Also find some companies you think will continue well into the future. It isn't a bad time to average into companies like MSFT and AAPL because they are cash generating machines. Little bits at a time and you will have a nice retirement.
Josiah Nguyen
Hello hi. Oil doing okay last night and today. There appears to be some support at $20 for some reason.
Fuck bulls, fuck the S&P, fuck the fed, fuck NIGGERS, fuck jannies, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK BOOMEFAGGOTS I WANT YOU DEAD, AND FUCK THIS FAGGOT COUNTRY I WANT IT ALL TO BURN
Liam Cox
Post portfolio? Trying to build a 6 figure divvy/blue chip portfolio. Would like to see what you've got
William Jenkins
>AAPL I don't fucking think so.
AMD is a great bet though. XOM too once oil sorts itself out.
Alexander James
what a time to have NO CHILDREN hhahah im just chillin over here
Daniel Walker
Yes me and the companies people buying back their stocks.
Justin Ross
T, but they just had some downgrades and they have a lot of debt. However, their FCF is based and they are below book value right now.
Chase James
yeah i own some MSFT on the side as well. What do you think about buying the companies really getting slammed by this meme virus, like the cruise lines and airlines etc? Can Royal Caribbean and Delta actually go bust?
Carson Wilson
Hey that's right, the nhentai name needs changed.
I'm on it.
James Lee
How do I invest in stocks if I live in Europe (specifically France)
Apple has a meh core business but they're literally sitting on hundred of billions in cash. Think of them as Gay Berkshire.
Kayden Jackson
we europoors are fucked only americans can get rich with this
Landon Perez
>temporarily laid off from job (basically only not working because of corvid, will be back as soon as lockdown is over so my job is still there) >gonna be getting unemployment >gonna be getting trumpbux eventually >made a bunch of money in the market due to the crash >basically just getting stoned and playing hades all day, weathering the storm
am i gonna make it?
Justin Jackson
kek, this advice is gonna screw over so many dumbfucks on here
>Boeing and Clown Cruise Lines up 10% for no reason based
Ryder Wood
how do the posh people make their money then? a european stock market does exist you know, i just don't know how to get into it
Grayson Cox
Sorry only the elite are allowed to make riches in yurop
Jaxon Sanders
wtf man get an online broker from a bank that has low transaction fees. every country has that u nigger.
Matthew Smith
>all in >on anything >ever NGMI odds ≥ 99%
Brayden Jenkins
Don't worry. I have the perfect one.
Brody Thompson
2016 was a great bet for AMD.
Lincoln Cox
no since interactive brokers still haven't approved me for options REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Justin Watson
>boeing >no reason They shut down because of "CV" for 2 weeks. Probably between the lines its so they can dedicate all their time to jewing out a bailout
Nicholas Mitchell
Vix going down with the market bullish implications
Sebastian Morales
Today I successfully paid for goods in a shop with rolls of toilet paper. What the fuck is this timeline?
Do you think we've hit the bottom? I am planning on getting into RDS.B, Xom, and BP. Also PCG.
Robert Wright
Buy Cormedix, FDA approval in 4 months for an patented IV drip
Caleb Lewis
someone posted it black are owned in my divvy portfolio, red are whats on my watchlist
Tyler Watson
and if you wanna trade US stock then get the permission for foreign stocks, specifically for the USA, from said broker. Nigger.
Chase Moore
>not wanting a tomboy gf the only fag here is (you)
Jayden Green
The end of day slump has begun. In earnest.
Alexander Wood
>am I approximately $150K down with unrealized losses? yes
lmao this is your brain on divvies, what a fucking tool this guy is. DAY TRADING IS YOUR FREN, STOP LOSSES ARE YOUR FREN, PRICE AND VOLUME ANALYSIS ARE YOUR BEST FRENS!
Aiden Walker
Alright user. I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Oliver Johnson
-4.52 let`s go bearchads
Isaac Watson
why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin mmmmmmmmmmmmoh my god stop fucking lyin
Ryder Taylor
30 minutes before close and spy is down 4%.... time for another totally organic 4% pump!
Isaiah Phillips
Lol 7% close or huge fed pump, place your bets fags
Juan Reyes
checked and story time please
Colton White
I'd stay away from them for the most part. Shareholder's of GM lost everything and that could happen this time around with those stocks. I believe BA is pretty screwed right now but if you wanted to play the gamble that would maybe be the one. The only airline I follow is ALK but I am not sure I would buy it.
Austin Foster
Brookfield Asset Management. Thank me later.
Thomas Russell
:^)
thanks for sharing fren
Noah Edwards
>pump Literally nothing is happening. This chart has literal trillion dollar support to keep it crabbing along forever.
So the vote fails. Now the Fed is going to go full bezerker mode for the rest of the week until the bill passes. I think they might even buy tendies at this point
Brody Rodriguez
Honestly at this point I'm moving off the put options and beginning to take what I have left at this point and dump it into regular stocks.
Mason Diaz
some stupid boomer fatfingered his bond purchase now my chart is ruined hope he jumped out of a window and orphaned his kids
Threadly reminder: if you are such a lazy incompetent moron that you didn't save money and don't have 25k to make easy profit off these swings you don't deserve to profit off them and you deserve to be the groveling slave that you are until you learn some self control
