/smg/ - Stock Market General

"he bought the dip" edition

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Just woke up, what happened?

>I showed you my DOW pls respond.

am I retarded? I also have a SPY May 16p @ $165

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WTF Yas Forums

You told me we would hit a breaker today.

REEEEEE FUCK OFF BOOMER FUCKS STOP GOING GREEN

You are doubling down on SPY puts every time they pump it... right user?

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A whole lot of noise about a bill that was DOA from the start

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

am I approximately $150K down with unrealized losses? yes? am I still buying every week? YES.

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I'M NOT GONNA CHECK Q*ESTRADE AT ALL FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS

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yea

We did

ngl swinging between +0 and -4 is pretty lame by monday standards

>talking about airline companies
>concerned about whether their employees are diverse or not

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Zoomers stormed the white house and decapitated Trump while yelling for socialism

Unlimited Printer Works has taken effect.

Yeah I about fucking fell asleep

that dis put is a retarded decision lol, good luck on that one

Mmm. This is nice.

>dow 18k is *literally* unbreakable
buy the bottom we're going for a bull run

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I cannot into options

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the news of Royal Caribbean getting that 2.2B loan is giving them a good rally. It'll surely go back down, right?

GET READY FOR THE END OF DAY DUMP

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>I lost $150K
>Do what I do
I'm all for buying the dip on divies, but fuck dude.

BA needs to hurry up and dump some more, I don’t wanna hold puts overnight.

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tuesday's usually been a bounce, but got 20K from put sales today ready for it

homo in denial

So I'm guessing most of /smg/ are going to hold most of their puts until VIX goes down to 40 and they lose half their value from IV crush

Based Divviefren

I set $0.15 buy limit orders in case this happened while I slept

>tfw Dow 9,000

Is this really happening again, I don't want to sell my SPY puts but I probably should

Very nice.

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>no circuit breaker

B U L L I S H

F O R D

I unironically bought this bottom even though I think it's a false bottom, I plan to spend a bunch on SDOW and SRTY during the next green day, wait for the next big crash, sell them, and make my final cheapies purchases before big line only goes up

REEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST WANT MONEY FOR CLICKING THINGS ON THE COMPUTERRRR!!!!

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ok I have my account open for stocks, funds, foreign stocks and I've just opened Forex on Friday

recommend me something to buy or short

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That fucking dividend yield. Jesus Christ. Any chance that auto companies are gonna get another bailout?

gonna dump -5% today but tomorrow will be green.

>implying I'd invest in a company with issues like F

im heavily invested in dividend aristocrats and kings

>before big line only goes up
oh sweety

Gold.

Agreed

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We can't let these patriots fall... they're making masks!

WHY IS LYV STILL MOONING WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE FUCK IS PUMPING IT HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTYTTTTTTTT

brb necking mysefl

>wanting all the upsides of men and women is homo

call me lord of the fags then

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I'll handle the next thread. I'm adding a few things to the copypasta. This will be today/tonights required reading as well as the market clock.

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When GM got bailed out they got reorganized after chapter 11 and the stock went to 0. I immediately assume anyone holding F is legitimately retarded and will likely lose everything.

I only sold some of my SPY puts that expire this week.

Has there ever been a high cyber-attack on the Stock Market? If not why hasn't there been?

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is nancy's bill gonna POOOMP it?

Should I buy a cheeky DIA call?

Trump is going to announce a national "shelter in place" order tonight. DC/MD/VA just shut down. Buy your puts now and screencap this post.

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what is dick flattening

so do I just keep buying up VTI...?

lots of big names on tour this year

LYFT 3/27 puts are gonna print r-right?

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based

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Better be trap hentai

Ford was beyond fucked BEFORE the downturn

Is the Swiss Franc a safe haven during the apocalypse? Or would you rather buy Japanese Yen?

Oh absolutely. That's a Yas Forums tradition..

bulls wont be laughing at my bottom buying in 3 years

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No idea. Sounds like some beta shit.

who are some BASED high dividend yield companies to invest into bro

Where are my oil and energy chads at?

>what is read the sticky

Honestly I would put everything into gold since it actually dropped in value in 2008.

Maybe if stagflation is on the way it's plausible to go 100% gold portfolio

lmt

THERE ARENT GOING TO BE ANY FUCKING SHOWS REEEEEEEEE

We did it bullbros!

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Once we've got a vaccine it's back to your regularly scheduled inflated valuations and hype driven bubbles. That's about a year out. Bottom will be mass graves in New York. That's about a week, maybe two weeks out.

I will literally eat my own shit if Ford doesn't cut the dividend, you're not actually getting that yield.

We're fucked lmao.

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jfc I can't wait to see what my VXX puts do when the market actually goes up

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I'm increasingly getting nervous about my JBLU put.

Should have bought the dip faggots

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based and divviepilled

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Fucking weird up and down to look at

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>people that think dividends are immutable yet at the same time the yields are just mysteriously high for no reason at all

Yes you will end up on top doing that. Also find some companies you think will continue well into the future. It isn't a bad time to average into companies like MSFT and AAPL because they are cash generating machines. Little bits at a time and you will have a nice retirement.

Hello hi. Oil doing okay last night and today. There appears to be some support at $20 for some reason.

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Fuck bulls, fuck the S&P, fuck the fed, fuck NIGGERS, fuck jannies, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK BOOMEFAGGOTS I WANT YOU DEAD, AND FUCK THIS FAGGOT COUNTRY I WANT IT ALL TO BURN

Post portfolio? Trying to build a 6 figure divvy/blue chip portfolio. Would like to see what you've got

>AAPL
I don't fucking think so.

AMD is a great bet though. XOM too once oil sorts itself out.

what a time to have NO CHILDREN hhahah im just chillin over here

Yes me and the companies people buying back their stocks.

T, but they just had some downgrades and they have a lot of debt. However, their FCF is based and they are below book value right now.

yeah i own some MSFT on the side as well. What do you think about buying the companies really getting slammed by this meme virus, like the cruise lines and airlines etc? Can Royal Caribbean and Delta actually go bust?

Hey that's right, the nhentai name needs changed.

I'm on it.

How do I invest in stocks if I live in Europe (specifically France)

>he doesn't believe in tim apple

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This is divviefren chart for dew (dividends every week). If I remember correctly black is what he owns and red is what he is thinking about buying.

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lmao what is this bs

Bulltrap has already been done.

Don't give a fuck where the bottom is, I'm going all in to Vanguard Total World while it's at multiyear lows.

I JUST WANNA MAKE SOME MONEY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

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>STOP SELLING

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Apple has a meh core business but they're literally sitting on hundred of billions in cash. Think of them as Gay Berkshire.

we europoors are fucked only americans can get rich with this

>temporarily laid off from job (basically only not working because of corvid, will be back as soon as lockdown is over so my job is still there)
>gonna be getting unemployment
>gonna be getting trumpbux eventually
>made a bunch of money in the market due to the crash
>basically just getting stoned and playing hades all day, weathering the storm

am i gonna make it?

kek, this advice is gonna screw over so many dumbfucks on here

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they are going to get bailed out and basically go up like GM and Ford did from 2009-20219

Almost any blue chip rn

>TFW you weren't born during the Roman Empire
>will watch the U.S collapse like it though

youtu.be/CA_N_QVxbKg?t=314

they got injected with 2 billion coronabux

>Boeing and Clown Cruise Lines up 10% for no reason
based

how do the posh people make their money then? a european stock market does exist you know, i just don't know how to get into it

Sorry only the elite are allowed to make riches in yurop

wtf man get an online broker from a bank that has low transaction fees. every country has that u nigger.

>all in
>on anything
>ever
NGMI odds ≥ 99%

Don't worry. I have the perfect one.

2016 was a great bet for AMD.

no since interactive brokers still haven't approved me for options
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>boeing
>no reason
They shut down because of "CV" for 2 weeks. Probably between the lines its so they can dedicate all their time to jewing out a bailout

Vix going down with the market
bullish implications

Today I successfully paid for goods in a shop with rolls of toilet paper. What the fuck is this timeline?

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What should I buy?

Do you think we've hit the bottom? I am planning on getting into RDS.B, Xom, and BP. Also PCG.

Buy Cormedix, FDA approval in 4 months for an patented IV drip

someone posted it black are owned in my divvy portfolio, red are whats on my watchlist

and if you wanna trade US stock then get the permission for foreign stocks, specifically for the USA, from said broker. Nigger.

>not wanting a tomboy gf
the only fag here is (you)

The end of day slump has begun.
In earnest.

>am I approximately $150K down with unrealized losses? yes

lmao this is your brain on divvies, what a fucking tool this guy is. DAY TRADING IS YOUR FREN, STOP LOSSES ARE YOUR FREN, PRICE AND VOLUME ANALYSIS ARE YOUR BEST FRENS!

Alright user. I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

-4.52
let`s go bearchads

why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin mmmmmmmmmmmmoh my god stop fucking lyin

30 minutes before close and spy is down 4%.... time for another totally organic 4% pump!

Lol 7% close or huge fed pump, place your bets fags

checked and story time please

I'd stay away from them for the most part. Shareholder's of GM lost everything and that could happen this time around with those stocks. I believe BA is pretty screwed right now but if you wanted to play the gamble that would maybe be the one. The only airline I follow is ALK but I am not sure I would buy it.

Brookfield Asset Management. Thank me later.

:^)

thanks for sharing fren

>pump
Literally nothing is happening. This chart has literal trillion dollar support to keep it crabbing along forever.

youtube.com/watch?v=MVmnW3V4z6k
mannarino is telling you to buy the dip lads

>VIX down 0.5%
>still at 65~
>bullish

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how do you tax in toilet paper

....?

Stealth buy?

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When is the Trump conference today? I can't wait to see this shit go down in flames

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>-900

oh no no no no no.

PLEASE tell me who this is

So the vote fails. Now the Fed is going to go full bezerker mode for the rest of the week until the bill passes. I think they might even buy tendies at this point

Honestly at this point I'm moving off the put options and beginning to take what I have left at this point and dump it into regular stocks.

some stupid boomer fatfingered his bond purchase now my chart is ruined
hope he jumped out of a window and orphaned his kids

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Yeah, I think a number of /smg/ autists learned the importance of stop loss orders this time around. Surely.

>mfw portfolio getting decimated

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No Fed pump today, the current growth is organic. This is the bottom.

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Threadly reminder: if you are such a lazy incompetent moron that you didn't save money and don't have 25k to make easy profit off these swings you don't deserve to profit off them and you deserve to be the groveling slave that you are until you learn some self control

>tfw even Karen is in the roll game

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My pregnant wife.

Barraso sperging out lol

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What cruise line should I short?

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If only Jerome could print toilet paper

God damn KO has been eating shit. Maybe I should have been buying puts on them instead of spy

>Fed buys out Yas Forums and r/wsb mods to prevent the posting of BRRRRR memes

>someone coofs on her
oh no no no no

>Prime minister to address the nation at 8:30pm to outline new measures he enforce social distancing

What did they mean by this?

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fake and gay

i was legit about to do this same thing like last week lol

>Stocks sliding towards oblivion.
>So are my puts.

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Sell my Boeing puts today or wait ?

Damn dude, I hope you get a win soon.

lockdown time. mirin digits

none. go long

Post your martial law face

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>that face
wint?