I'm using my boomer dad as a litmus test for when burger boomers finally start to realize that shit is real and then proceed to start the real crash.
>Call my dad, who's currently 350 miles away doing routine upkeep of our derelict ranch house. >Tell him I'm worried he could get stuck there if Texas or the nation gets locked down. >He still says that's not going to happen because It'S jUsT tHe FLU sOn. But dad, what about Italy? >Oh, those people are all touchy-feely and constantly hugging and kissing each other. That's why they're all getting sick. But dad, what about Spain? >Well, they, umm... they throw parties every week! Yeah, fiestas and siestas, that's it! That's why they're all getting sick. >He's literally making up excuses on the fly to ignore all of Europe and keep pretending it's a nothing burger. Fine, if you say so. >End the conversation and hang up because it's not worth continuing. >Still wondering how many burger deaths it's going to take for him and the rest of the burger boomers to wake up.
Right now my bet is when we're basically having 9/11 on a daily basis across the country. That's when the scales will finally fall from their eyes. That's when we'll start to see things like: >It's my money and I WANT IT NOW!
William Peterson
>yfw all the air bnb hosts going bankrupt
Isaiah Moore
Are we going to die?
John Wright
Priced in
Ryan Sanchez
THESE THREADS ARE GOING TOO FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Luke Smith
umm, dare I say, based?
Carson Rogers
Can something be so funny that even God shits his pants laughing?
Checked. But the crab will reign for another two hours.
Jaxon Scott
Digits and we are all going to be sissy bottoms soon
Cooper Kelly
doubling
Easton Hall
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Colton Roberts
Is this a bear, bull or crab market?
Mason Foster
no
Brody Parker
Fed doing unlimited qe and waiting for the stimulus bill
Jackson Williams
Very nice, can't wait.
Brayden Carter
All my puts are red. I can't sell the few calls I made. I'm down 23% today. But hey, my intelsat stock is way the fuck up.
This IV crunch is destroying my portfolio lmao. If I make even a single fucking gain today I'm cashing everything into my intelsat and hiding in a fucking hole in the ground until this is all over.
Luke Anderson
the bogs are waiting for me to sell my puts then they will dump the market
Carter Flores
Going to bull tomorrow
Colton Hughes
Aaaaaaaaaaand we are priced in. Bubble has burst. People are tired of panicking about the flu. In a week when they're all out of quarantine they'd want to buy something nice for their wives to make up for all the infighting caused by isolation, and then we're going to see a pump bigger than this entire fall, the biggest pump in US history. ignore my words, it's your loss, at least you'll still have a folder full of bear and pink memes :)
Hudson Hill
tell me why i should care about the DOW if im not in the DOW
kind of based fuck air bnb boomers fuck them they're going to pretend to be "small business people" but nah, if you just run an air bnb you are trash to me let them fail
Reminder: NOTHING is actually priced in, this is pure panic selling that we've seen so far. Still to come are millions of deaths, thousands of bankrupt businesses, 30% unemployment, default crisis, and the bursting of every industry bubble. The herd cannot comprehend what is about to happen and therefore none of it has been priced in yet. EOY: DOW below 10K and S&P below 1K
Leo Garcia
rip
Colton Sanchez
when will coronavirus be over? how long am i gonna have to hole up in my house, unemployed?
Aaron Cruz
You are fucking insane if you think this quarantine will only last a week longer.
tehere was an user here whos boomer grandparents literally left on a 2 week cruise this week and refused to cancel it because "just a flu" and "we cant let panic and fear rule our lives and stop us from having fun"
these people are in denial and so out of touch with reality due to a lifetime of entitlement and brainwashing
Evan Parker
>daily briefing >trump walks out >expounds how successful chloroquine is because he watched something on tucker >questioned about why he's tweeting about 15 days >vague handwaving >questioned about millions potentially dying >what a mean question followed by more hand waving >fauci asked same question >pushes back strongly >trump contradicts >we'll see, we'll see
Spring has come. Temperatures are rising. People's moods are clearing up. You think a virus with an 0.2% mortality rate is gonna survive this? Miss the greatest gains of your life, I don't care.
An investor friend convinced me to get in on shorting SPY. So I'm taking most of my losses through the IV crunch. But I'm holding the fuck onto those intelsat stonks because they're green af
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK VIX FUTURES ARE GOING UP.
DO WE NOT HAVE ENOUGH BAD NEWS
Carson Murphy
>retards resorting to gets when they see the market starting to recover and their doomsday plans are ruined Stay in your basement big boy, let the adults handle this.
Why do you want one? They look terrible without makeup and literally put tape on their eyes to make them look less squinty and more like white girl eyes.
Oliver Morris
Denmark just extended quarentine until the 13th of April
Guys, the bottom is nearing. Load up on dividend aristocrats to wait out the crab market and put the divvies into TQQQ. Retire in 5 years. The boomers won.
Aiden Gonzalez
>haha i bet we are hitting another all time high, let me just log into my charles schwab account
Good day ahead for bearbros. The question is whether Jewmer will sabotage a vote to prevent Trump from looking good by getting a stimulus bill to help the country. Hint: His name contains an important clue to the answer.
Adrian Watson
I JUST SOLD SQQQ FUCK
What time should I buy back into SDOW and SQQQ
Andrew Sullivan
Give me your source on the .2% mortality rate.
Right now, the death rate from Coronavirus in New York alone is 1 person per hour.
Except that real estate is inflated as fuck and will tank like a brick when the average Joe starts really feeling the pain from this economic crash.
Gabriel King
Why would you want a gf with no personality?
Jose Gonzalez
The volatility has already eaten away any any gains I could make, it will never reach what I bought it at ever again. The compounded loss is just too much to recover.
You know how leveraged ETFs work right? It isn't going to rebound to like $6 suddenly.
>implying i can even control my lungs and i'm not hooked up to a machine to breathe directly wired to the market where each breath is correlated to volatility
Dominic Nelson
2021 USO calls
Brayden Hughes
oh god when cuomo releases the numbers of new cases in new york this whole things about to tank
Ethan Thomas
>Cuomo speaking >Some people are worried about freedom >So what?
