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what the FUCK DO I DO WITH MY PUTS DO I SELL THEM AT OPEN FUCK

crash it

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It might hit the 7% circuit breakers right at open and all markets freeze so you can't do shit

black monday?

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> Sorry bros.

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>sqqq calls

im cumming buckets thinking about my gains

Post cute bears

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THIS IS A DEAD BEAR FALL, EXPECT AN ALIVE GOAT CLIMB AFTERWARDS

THE GOAT CLIMB IS COMING

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selling all my stocks and spending all my money on silver, toilet paper, and cans of beans

brb

Could go either way, honestly. Virus spreading would make free healthcare (Bernie) more favorable, but if the market is facing long-term instability then a candidate who aims to maintain the status quo (Biden/Trump) would probably appeal more to the average voter,

I bought TVIX @ $99.

Imagine how wet I am.

people will die, many will never retire

meanwhile biz is happy because they are making meme amounts of money

cmon bros, imagine working all your life, creating a family, raising your children and when it s time to stop... your stocks will take 5 years to recover

>888
Apparently. Prepare yourselves boys, it's all comin' down!

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Gotta have to check those my kind sir. Black Monday it is
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long toilet paper and tissue?

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Yas Forums... What is happening...?

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Imagine that. I'll buy boomer bags though, thank you very much.

Retard here, what are the ramifications of what’s happening with the stock market now? I’ve heard a financial crisis is imminent for the past couple of years and I’ve been wondering whether or not this would be a catalyst for that collapse or some kind of pressure release. Idk about finance so I figured one of you would know

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Trips of truth, kek has willed it.

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sounds like the perfect time to invest in coffins

FUTURES ARE HALTED

FUTURES ARE HALTED

We are fucked.
Unless you are already short, then you are good.

bears v bulls rn

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THIS ONE GO OUT TO ALL GOLDEN BULLS

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the numbers broke they go wrong way help

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life is like that. sometimes you're flush, sometimes you're bust.

basically same thing as '08 and great depression

I don’t think Trump will be blamed for the market crash, as the recession was pinned on Obama.
As far as I can see it’s still Trump’s election to win

Ok but then what happens if circuits are tripped can I sell the next day?

Just a little pre market fun. Why do you ask?

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There will not be a collapse, there will be a lot of people losing their jobs, homes, and much of their retirement money.

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IT is happening. I'VE WARNED YOU BULL ABOUT THIS SINCE 2011

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Anyone with half a brain would have sold last week

YOU TOLD ME MONDAY WOULD BE GREEN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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china and covid-19 will be blamed, but if he fucks up the response to the virus (which is looking like a guarantee at this point) he's going to have a rough time

So worse than 0’8? Similar?

I think so yeah, when the 20% hits it's just closed for that day. It should open up the next day.

However if that happens I wouldn't be surprised if Trump/Kudlow come up with a reason to keep it closed. It closed on 9/11 for example

Because I'm a complete market simpleton but everyone's panic is making me panic

Worse
It's only beginning tomorrow.

this is fun. i'm having fun. we're all having a good time here. now.

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>tfw SPY $200 cheapies on the way

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I’ve never invested, what would this mean for someone like me?

Imagine actually buying calls on DRIP two weeks ago, holy shit I would've had a million dollars easily

I actually think SQQQ is undervalued even if NASDAQ drops 4% tomorrow this will only be up to 25 in 2018 this was 71 a share.

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Too late for toilet paper. Buy guns and ammo.

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good time to pull money out of the bank

>I don’t think Trump will be blamed for the market crash
the crash is basically due to corona + OPEC, and bungling (and let's be honest, they are) the response to corona would be deadly to his election chances, it'd make katrina look like a speed bump.

Little different than '08. This is more of a flash crash, in terms of speed. '08 took a while to get rolling.

Yea, but I don’t think he’s fucking up the response, not to say he’s doing great either. I think it’s been pretty nominal

This happens every recession. People in their late 50s/early 60s had literally their entire lives to plan for retirement. They just got dealt a shit hand with bad timing and will have to deal with it.

Good luck finding a job for the next 2 years especially with open borders and job outsourcing we have

Someone trading the CAD pairs in FX? A huge flash crash just happened. What the fuck is happening?

>Futures trading is literally closed.

This is it. The music has stopped

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Australia is kill
AUD against the yen

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if dubs it's gonna be nigger black monday

when was the last time futures trading was closed like this? seems unprecedented.

Europe:
>hold my beer

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oil dropped 25%

Am a student with no debt so I’m set

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY /BIZ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SAVINGS, MY LIFE SAVINGS GONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That's why you gradually move to safer investments like bonds when you get older.

Threadly reminder that the trustworthy retirement plan is having many well-raised children who will be able to care for you when you're old

Also buy land

To be fair to him, every country that isn't China, Japan (if they aren't just hiding cases) or either one of the Koreas is doing a bad job. It's either grind your economy into the ground in an effort to contain it or just let the reaper take its due.

Trump just got super unlucky as his conservative wing kept pushing for some token spending cuts and we haven't had a actual pandemic in decades so he thought he could cut the CDC.

CAN'T EAT OR SLEEP

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Bad timing?
Their entire life has been one giant market gain. With only the great recession being the bad part.

this first time it every happen user

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>30 bucks per barrel
Holy shit.

>FTSE down 7.25%
fuck me

I am prepared to hurt.

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Forex is going wild this evening. All sorts of pairs are in chaos.

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Press F for Nikkei

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This, they’ve have like 5 big booms to get rich off

Bad timing in the sense that retiring at the start of a bear market has the highest likelihood of depleting your savings. If they had retired +/-5 years from today they'd probably double their likelihood of maintaining their withdrawal rate.

how many of you fell for the fake and gay fed pump on friday?

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Stay out, this is lose your house material if your leverage is wrong. The kind of shit where you lose track of decimal points.

>that pump from -6.25 to -5.95
nice try Kuroda-san, but you're just delaying the inevitable

How do I tell my wife and kids we've lost everything?

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>numbers go down
Oh no no no bullbros we got too cocky!

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DROP THE FOOTSIE
THE FOOTSIE TANKS IN WAVES
BRITONS SELL YOUR HOLDINGS
ITS GOING TO BE A BLACK MONDAY

Crypto, dot com, housing , stocks and indexes in general, gold/metals - if you bought any of these from the 70-2000s you should have been set a long time ago

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Hello Yas Forums ;) having a good one?

So should I tell my dad to pull out his 401k asap?

no one with half a brain I imagine

Thank god my stop losses were at break even and the crash didn't move fast enough for slippage to rape my ass.

Yes

Every boomer will be trying to do this Monday.
It's probably too late but give it a shot.

goodnight bros, remember sleep with your guns and keep the looters away.

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It's only just begun.

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7% circuit breaker is a 15 min break
13% circuit breaker is 15 min break
20% circuit breaker is closed for day

Aren't boomers using target date funds? The vast majority of their investments should be in safe areas, right?

today and tomorrow will probably be best day of life

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Bros I went from being down 70% before the crash to being down 171%, to being up 2% overall. What the fuck I can't handle these swings

He should have done it last week ffs

08 was toxic products
This is a toxic market place

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Will the futures circuit breaker cause panic selling tomorrow?

20% will happen first hour.
30 min market day.
Cap this.

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I would have sooner but this happened faster than I was expecting. The oil shenanigans caught me off guard and it just turned the world market into a madhouse.

the makrets fuckin me

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Actually panicking and can't sleep. I will be pulling out everything invested tomorrow as soon as I can but even by then it will be too late
Jesus fucking christ

>he didn't listen

I DON'T UNDERSTAND MARKET
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT FUTURE TRADING BEING HALTED MEAN IN A MUCH SIMPLER AND GLOBAL WAY?
THANK YOU

ALL HANDS ON DECK

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So when the market opens does it automatically go on a 15 pause?

Please don't use my wife for shitposting thanks

I'm literally selling my SPY put that expires tomorrow and buying guns, ammo, and lots of distilled water, shitloads of canned beans.

what is your position ~
just short /ES next months?

based Stocktwits
Check out this bullish movement on the RSI 4 hour! We're saved bullbros!

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Gentlemen, it's been an honor

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Market went down too much so they disabled it to prevent it from being a total catastrophe

Faith in the market is very low so a lot of people will try to pull out to not get fucked in turn fucking the market more.

curious, what cuntry?

>And you could have it all, My empire of dirt
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I had 500 shares of SQQQ that I sold during fed pump on Friday. Can I do a market order at open to buy SQQQ again? I know this is a stupid question but it seems like such an obvious move that I must be missing something.

months of gains are being wiped out in hours.
GG capitalism.
You had a good run.

feeling pretty unflappable being all-in on SNSS right now.

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I pulled out my index fund shit but not my 401k. pure fence-sitting laziness but I don't have more than $50k in either

The night trump was elected.

Having the best time in my trading career. Who knew a highly volatile bearish trend would end up being my biggest opportunity to make easy money.

Imagine thinking TA has any bearing on this market's direction

I think my stocks will be going down tommrow and I dont feel very good

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who else /crygang/ right now?

nikkei down 6%

thank god I sold my 300 shares of KNBWY last week

we'll see how flapped you get on the open...
you're probably going to get at least a little bit flapped

How fucked am I? I’d rather lose it all than to sell for a loss

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I was too busy running away from oil with my hair and clothes on fire to buy anything on Friday. All cash, slightly singed and smokey.

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I wouldn't try catching a falling knife with the mass of a black hole moving at light speed.

Was anyone here born before 2008 and saw this back then?

Gregory Mannarino talking about the market tomorrow

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THANKS A LOT BROS

thank me later

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>iceberg? why, it merely looks to me like an ice cube! SAIL RIGHT THROUGH THE NIGGER!

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I PULLED MY MONEY OUT OF MY BROKERAGE LAST WEEK
I NEED TO PUT IT BACK IN FOR SQQQ
THIS SHIT BETTER BE IN MY ACCOUNT BY 4AM

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IT JUST KEEPS GOING

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Hopefully not but if I do, so be it. Won't matter once the data comes.

>People pulling all their shit from the market
>but this chart says...
Based retard

That was Friday. Europe isn't open yet ya dunce!

that spy call is lost. amd will drop maybe 10-15% tomorrow but its salvageable.

not nervous at all kek, slightly long

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He isn't, he's jumping on the ass end of it riding it down.
For 15++% more capital, sure.

I was 23 back then, this looks much worse than 08.

Yes.
Tomorrow is just the beginning.
There may be a few up days to lure in cocky bulls.
But it's all going down down down.
Equities will fall. But the true redpill is to watch the credit markets.
There will be bank failures.
Watch DB.

I have more than 80% of my shit into the US and s&p and I am fucked. The past weeks fucked me up, now before I am even able to pull it out tomorrow I will be fucked in one day what I was in two past weeks

Most likely fucked. Give it a few hours tomorrow morning to see if it spikes and you can dump it off.

will we be looking back on this moment, a year from now when bonds are yielding -5%, saying "damn I shoulda loaded up on T-bills while they were still positive"?

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No, those are futures which are open.

What will we see when Europe opens?

This is a huge nothing burger. This is like the third time they halted trading? It's only to stop idiots from freaking out but once they realize nothing it wrong tomorrow morning it should all go green.

I'm 36 but I wasn't paying attention to the markets when dotcom bust or 08 happened. I was trading during the volatility in 2016, that was no fun. And 2018. This is worse than 16 and 18.

*cough* *cough*
Was recommended at the start of Feb
You did heed the advice didn't you Yas Forums?

Anyone with money in the stock market has materially benefited from federal deficit spending and the debasement of the currency.

They were hoping to reap the spoils of those who bore the brunt of QE: poor folks kept in the hole by rising rent, tuition, and medical bills.

It's sad that their own retirement might be impacted now, but it's not unfair.

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