I’m a stripper and I’m making $3000 a week In the slow season and have no bills to pay...

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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LARP
nobody who's not in crypto is so aware of the biggest critics right now

Girl, for real now: Buy 10,000 CHAINLINK
It will go to $100 at least.
You will be a millionaire within 5 years.
I'm out now

you are a degenerate who takes her clothes of for money, you are part of the problem

>repent

What is I just put $30,000 into $AMD and just left it for 5 years and didn’t buy anything else?

as a serious response, even if I'm 98% confident you're a larper. You have to change your mindset, less focus on how much money you have, and more on how much you generate, ideally passively. Seems like you're having a high income job, which is great, but your colleagues foster an environment where being "nigger rich" is acceptable, as in wasting everything on flashy things to give off the appearance of wealth, when in fact all they do is buy depreciating assets.

I assume you're young, so you SHOULD take riskier long term stocks, but let's be real here, you're kind of dumb, so there's no point to research individual stocks, you won't understand them, or instead understand something false that a predatory individual specifically crafts for your tier of intelligence.

I think the safest play for you would be dumping most of your money into ETFs and low cost managed funds like what Vanguard offers. And this isn't an active play, you invest, and wait for years. If you make 12k a month, you should comfortably invest at least 6k a month, that's a really good start. Remember, your window to generate this high level income is shrinking, honestly if I was in your position, after spending for necessities and whatever it costs to keep my high income job, I'd invest about 50% into ETFs, 25% into a low cost managed stock fund, and 25% into crypto, specifically BTC/ETH, but I understand why someone wouldn't. Ideally I'd save at least 75% of my income but I'm unaware of your real situation.

Listen baby girl you're too dumb to pick individual stocks, brokers on wallstreet do a shit job picking them as evident by outperforming ETFs so why should you do a good one?

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Let me tell you this OP. There are very few worthwhile investments to get more than 10% a year. You need to find whats good and whats bad about the investment. You need to throw shit at it and see what sticks. You need to spend weeks researching and then constantly keep up on the latest to.ensure it doesnt stink. You need to be sure the investment has magic. I cant tell you what that magic is, but you will know it when you see it. You will need to go down every avenue to see the connections which make your investment great. You need to uncover secrets and dig into the deep shit. If you dont then you shouldnt invest beyond anything more than meme stocks or commodities.

I’m Literally so stupid. I don’t want any money in my bank account. I want to invest and be a millionaire.

Why don’t you just manage my money? Why can’t I get a millionaire who knows what they’re doing with money to just manage all of the money I make and we can both be millionaires

>implying I'm interested in 3dpd