You know Ray, one day, a man came to me and told me "This meme died out because most tv posters aren’t clever enough to make decent contributions"
You know what I did Ray? I copy-pasted what he typed, yes, down to the tiniest minutiae, and posted it again, with what they call a "major than" symbol before it, and then posted a wojack - you know what a wojack is, don't you Ray? Big white face, feelsguy... you know what I mean, god damn it - a big wojack with his mouth wide open. The motherfucker never dared to speak to me again Ray. Caspere was aware of this, oh yes, and Chessani was beginning to suspect it, that's why they had to take him out.
It's a dog eat dog world Ray, and I'm the fuckin' Chinaman
Landon Garcia
David Perry
>they say the grass is greener on the other side. well ray, i am the other side, and from where I’m standing things don’t look so green
Tyler Russell
You wanna tango, Ray? I wanna polka
Easton Long
Too short
Carson Cooper
>they say the cats out of the bag, ray...did you ever hear of Schrodinger? he said a cats got 9 lives, but I opened the bag and the cat was fucking suffocated. caspere knew this would happen
Ryan Hill
kek
James Morgan
>Ray… they say that masturbating too much will make you go blind. Well Ray I've been spanking it every day of my life and I still see my ugly mug in the mirror each morning.
Jonathan Moore
Kek
Nathaniel Garcia
Ray, they say a penny saved is a penny earned. Well I've been saving for twenty years now and I'm still coming up short on sense.
Leo Gomez
you know how they say the house always wins? Well I'm not in Vegas, ray, I'm at an indian casino, and the house is fucking haunted. Now hit me.