>It's a dog eat dog world Ray, and I'm the fuckin' Chinaman
It's a dog eat dog world Ray, and I'm the fuckin' Chinaman
This meme died out because most tv posters aren’t clever enough to make decent contributions
come on man, I'm pretty sure I'm autistic, cut me some slack
Brawl on cellblock 99 it's a 6-7 at best and yet I watched it like 7 times last year.
No idea why.
True. I've always admired rayposters from afar but I lack the creativity to make a funny one. Might be the last Yas Forums meme that you need an ounce of IQ to use
>its a man eat bat world ray and im a fuckin' chinaman
I'm literally too dumb to even get the format
At least you admit it.
Ray-posting is pretty hard, m8. It's hard to capture the retardation of Pizzaman's writing.
It'd doggy dog world, you idiot.
>They say it takes two to tango. Well guess what Ray? I'm doing the Macarena.
>Some people say it's not the size of the boat but rather the motion of the ocean.
>Well guess what, Ray? I can't even swim. Never even had a bath.
Yea I been sitting here 5 minutes trying to come up with 1 and I can't even start it
vinceposting is the highest IQ meme there is, it's no surprise that a gaggle of retards like Yas Forums let it die
>They say two wrongs don't make a right. Thing is, three rights make a left and I've been driving without a map my whole life.
They say time flies when you're having fun. Well, I'm late to my private fucking jet, Ray.
>It feels like we're back at the playground, Ray, with all the kids fighting to see who gets to use the swing.
>Except now everybody is too tired to swing, we just want to sit.
>Why did the chicken cross the road Rey?
>It doesn't matter, because I ain't no chicken, and nobody is crossing me.
>its a man eat bat world ray and i have corona
>They say beggars can't be choosers. Well when I was a kid I got raped by a hobo and he sure chose me
You know Ray, one day, a man came to me and told me "This meme died out because most tv posters aren’t clever enough to make decent contributions"
You know what I did Ray? I copy-pasted what he typed, yes, down to the tiniest minutiae, and posted it again, with what they call a "major than" symbol before it, and then posted a wojack - you know what a wojack is, don't you Ray? Big white face, feelsguy... you know what I mean, god damn it - a big wojack with his mouth wide open. The motherfucker never dared to speak to me again Ray. Caspere was aware of this, oh yes, and Chessani was beginning to suspect it, that's why they had to take him out.
>they say the grass is greener on the other side. well ray, i am the other side, and from where I’m standing things don’t look so green
You wanna tango, Ray? I wanna polka
Too short
>they say the cats out of the bag, ray...did you ever hear of Schrodinger? he said a cats got 9 lives, but I opened the bag and the cat was fucking suffocated. caspere knew this would happen
kek
>Ray… they say that masturbating too much will make you go blind. Well Ray I've been spanking it every day of my life and I still see my ugly mug in the mirror each morning.
Kek
Ray, they say a penny saved is a penny earned. Well I've been saving for twenty years now and I'm still coming up short on sense.
you know how they say the house always wins? Well I'm not in Vegas, ray, I'm at an indian casino, and the house is fucking haunted. Now hit me.
>You know Ray, I'm always hearing people tell me "that ship has sailed", and they may be right, but thing is they don't know I've got a plane ticket
Ray... they say not to count your chicken before they hatch... Well if the store didn't always have them in packs of 6 or 12 maybe I could finally get my coop going..
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but guess what, Ray? I just got stabbed in the back and I’m all out of ink.
My sides are in orbit
the Raynaissance must continue
Jej
>They say the apple doesn't fall from the tree. Well I'm in the treehouse, Ray, and I can't fucking afford another iPhone
>it's a doggie doggie world
>and I'm the chinaman
what did he mean by this
Why you rubbing it in, dick? I’m as clever as I am able to be; not my fault that’s not very clever
They say the grass is greener on the other side. Well I just stepped in dogshit, Ray.
They say curiosity killed the cat, Ray. Well guess what? A cat's got nine lives, and I've got a lot of fucking questions
It's like Fight Club for 90's anons, it's a good movie yet they watch it repeatedly yet can't explain why outside of "yeah, fuck X!"