>From genesis straight to10 commandments
Is snyder planning this?
Eve & Adam ends
Isaac Rogers
Grayson Gray
That actually sounds really fucking gay. You and your friends are gigantic faggots who probably suck each other's cocks but are too chickenshit to actually fuck one another. I hope all of you get raped and/or murdered in horrific incidents. Fuck you.
Cameron Rivera
It's still eating at me, so I'm going to post again. I would do just about anything to find you, mangle you, and end your life. You seem like such a smug fucking piece of shit. My vision is blurred with rage, all I can think about is smashing my fists into your face, over and over, watching your orbitals and cheek bones shatter and cave from the impact, until your head looks like a deflated balloon filled with strawberry jelly. I wish I could do this i front of your mother, and then I wish I could do the same to her before starting on your fag friends.
Alexander Brown
Nice pasta. My mom is dead. :')
Logan Green
Not a pasta, dude. But I respect that your first post ended in 5969 and then your second in 6969. I don't like the content, but your digits impress me and your debt is repaid.
Henry Cook
>in a world
>2000 years before the dawn of cell phones
>there lived a man
>who spoke to all of us
>Jesus in the temple
>"What do you mean? Changing money?"
>Jesus dramatically flips the table in slow mo
>"Looks like I flipped the tables on ya."
>THIS SUMMER
>IT'S
>GOING
>TO
>GET
>BIBLICAL
>"OOOOH, can you watch it with that spear, Mr. Homoerotic Greek guy or whatever? Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they wear."
>PREPARE TO BE SAVED SUMMER 2021
Lincoln Ward
Theologically, allegedly. Philosophically and evolutionarily, probably not. I’d suggest that existence comes before the self.
Chase Hernandez
>BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM
>What if the Messiah... wasn't just a story...?
>BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
>*shot of Jesus walking on water*
>"It's coming!"
>BWWWWAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM
>This summer...
>All in all you're just a nother brick in the wall...
Jaxon Adams
I can't wait for the three and half hour long epic that is just naming who begat who.
Adam Walker
>Bible Cinematic Universe
>Everyone from past movies gets summoned to fight Satan during the Armageddon because Rule of Cool
Please Hollywood, have the guts to turn Jesus into a pop culture character like Ironman or Jack Sparrow. It's so easily doable I can i
Imagine the whole movie just by reading these