Why didn’t the Spartans just put him at the end of the line so he wouldn’t mess up their formation?
Why didn’t the Spartans just put him at the end of the line so he wouldn’t mess up their formation?
Luke Gray
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Andrew Russell
>(((((((Formation)))))))
The problem was he didn't have a women gaze body.
Leo Gomez
So were they just using the formation as an excuse to be closer to other attractive men? Were they gay?
Carter Bennett
He wasn’t sexy enough to be part of their homoerotic phalanx
Luis Flores
Leonidas would've been ok with that but the goblino faggot got buttmad about not being on the frontline
Ian Brooks
Why didn't they kill him at birth?
Blake Sanders
literally all men before 1945 were gay
Christopher Cook
Yes. They weren't even using a formation they were just standing at close quarters to feel each other sweat once battle started they want on solo rampages.
Leo Baker
Just put him right in front of them. He literally just wanted to die with some honor.
Chase Bell
They offered to let him bring water to the men and stuff.
Prefectly important role for an army, he was just a self destructive hapa incel that only wanted 10/10 positions
Noah Howard
what formation? 5 sec into the battle it breaks out into a slow motion free for all
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Elijah Davis
They weren't always fighting in formation, King Leo hates cripples and should have let the notre dame hunchback cunt fight in the free for alls against the habibs.
Jace Ortiz
He didn't have the bullet time skill.
Jace Rivera
>rippling sweaty muscles
>combat
>good guys white
>rippling sweaty muscles
>bad guys brown
was it the perfect film?
Sebastian Ross
Also the bad guys are trannies. Absolutely based
Noah Howard
The fact that they spent 30 seconds in the movie maintaining a formation is actually impressive to me.
Joshua Robinson
Carter Cook
Should have just let his LT skewer him
Noah Morgan
Did Persians really look like this?
Henry Nguyen
Spartan culture is such that they would kill it the second it was born.
Eli Williams
>plan on sacrificing themselves in battle
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JOIN US WE'LL ALL DIE
Adam Adams
Spartan men fucked each other all the time when they were out on campaigns. Women were around basically for breeding only.
Kevin Clark
>plan on holding the Persian army for as long as possible
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TURN AWAY A WEAK SOLDIER WHO WILL IMMEDIATELY COMPROMISE THE LINE
Julian Brooks
They did. He got better.
Brody Murphy
>compromise the line
They fucked each other in lines how boring.
Dominic Cooper
Why didn’t they just put him in front of their formation then?
Jose Bell
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING LINERINO
The persians didnt have a gay ass line and they won this battle
Michael Martinez
What about the arrow attack?
Ryder Cooper
Arrows only work if you shoot them 50 meters up on a ridge durr
Connor Torres
>Spartan were not good warriors and it's all propaganda.
Joshua Green
Losing more than 20k men to a force of less than 2k people is considered a loss user.
It shows you're weak, it inspires others to stand against you.
Just like our OP white boys standing up against a literal army of niggers and not one of them died.
Alexander Thomas
I’m pretty sure they explain that his parents fled Sparta to save him from infanticide.
Also the movie has like giant Xerxes, a dancing goat and magic other shit. Breaking formation is the least concerning part.
Parker Sullivan
Cope. Athens got sacked after this battle. The Spartans died for NOTHING