Why didn’t the Spartans just put him at the end of the line so he wouldn’t mess up their formation?
Why didn’t the Spartans just put him at the end of the line so he wouldn’t mess up their formation?
Luke Gray
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Andrew Russell
>(((((((Formation)))))))
The problem was he didn't have a women gaze body.
Leo Gomez
So were they just using the formation as an excuse to be closer to other attractive men? Were they gay?
Carter Bennett
He wasn’t sexy enough to be part of their homoerotic phalanx
Luis Flores
Leonidas would've been ok with that but the goblino faggot got buttmad about not being on the frontline
Ian Brooks
Why didn't they kill him at birth?
Blake Sanders
literally all men before 1945 were gay
Christopher Cook
Yes. They weren't even using a formation they were just standing at close quarters to feel each other sweat once battle started they want on solo rampages.
Leo Baker
Just put him right in front of them. He literally just wanted to die with some honor.
Chase Bell
They offered to let him bring water to the men and stuff.
Prefectly important role for an army, he was just a self destructive hapa incel that only wanted 10/10 positions