>Tony I gotta ask you something, why didn't you run for janny again after the first term? I mean, nobody had the name you had, the free time.
>Let me tell you a story, Tommy. The first day I became janitor, they sit me down at the desk: big computer chair, Mountain Dew, lots of beautiful things. I’m thinking, how much better can it get?
>There’s a knock at the door, in the corner of the room, and Pete comes walking in, showing me this gorgeous blue board thread, bump limit, it was this full. It’s from the Baneposters, he says. So I think it’s a present, something to commemorate my first day as janny...he walks over, puts it on the desk; I look down at it...it’s disgusting. I say:
>What the hell is this?
>he said, What the hell’s it look like?
>I said, it looks like shitposts. What do you want me to do with em?
>He says, read em...
>Read em?
> He says, Yeah, you’re the janny. You gotta read em.
>So okay, it was my first day; Pete knows more than I do...So I go at it. And just when I finish, there’s a knock on the door, and in walks Pete carrying another blue thread. And this one from the Blacked spammers. This too? And he nods. I start eating, and when i’m finished, there’s another knock and another thread. This one’s from the Yas Forumstards. Then after that, one from the waifufags
>... And you know what, Tommy? That’s what it is. You’re sitting sorting shitposts all day long. Day after day, year after year, for free. When I realized that, I decided being a regular poster and getting my (You)s every night made for a fine life. Just a fine life.
