Been hearing good things about your board. Few good memes there, some nice threads now and again. Hope it continues. But if you really wanna take your board to the next level, you gonna need posters. A real influx of population. You think those aad-mins up in Annapolis are gonna help? Heeeell no!
Now, that's where old Clay comes in. I can get you a line on a flood of new posters for your board. That's how you gonna turn on that Faucet. What Faucet you say? The Thread Faucet! Yes sir, you gonna see. Ain't no sheeitposters or reahditors either, no sir, these are genuine high quality posters, posters that know real kino. They gonna be hitting bump limits daily, memes out they ass. And Passes, too, they gonna be buyin' those up in bulk, so you ain't losin' valuable posting time to those downtown-ass Captcha companies. Pretty soon your name gonna be ringin' out... Yas Forums, the number one board on the whole damn site!
Not gonna cost you much either. Sheeeeit, partner, with what I'm gonna get you, you're practically stealin' from me with all I'm askin'. All I'm gonna need is some good campaign contributions...couple of seats on the mod team...maybe send a few Passes my way. And uh, leave enough for the tab. Call it a finder's fee.
Because if some admin motherfucker drops a two week ban, I say, "Hey, it's all in the game." But a janny? A Yas Forums janny? Heeeell, no! Can't be happenin'! Cause I know I have posted too many goddamn threads for the board and its posters. Hell, no! Ain't no soul in the WORLD that fuckin' ungrateful!
Off-topic? They gonna come talk to me about off-topic? On Television and Film? Sheeeeeit... Where do y'all think I'm get threads for the whole damn board? From "theme" discussion and shit? From some tiny-ass Korean indie films!? You think I have time to ask a poster why he posting in my thread? Or where he gets his memes from? I'll take any motherfucker's (You)s if he givin' em away!
The official list of dangerously based Wire characters
>Bunk >Clay >Avon >Lester >Snoop >Chris >Wee Bey >Slim Charles >Norman >Landsman >Bodie >Colvin >Sergei
Bentley Howard
Prop Joe
Chase Allen
*one week later*
>I give you $250,000 to have my thread drop to page 10 without a single reply!? Now, you need to call Mr. Pass, Mr. Bump, whoever the fuck you gotta call, because I gave you money to run.
>lesson here, jannie: you ban my ip, you best not miss
Joseph King
It ain't like no drug deal, String. Hell, man, you don't put your new meme on the board and have OC come right back. Patience, my man. You got that Banepostin' thread up to 100 replies, right? That came through.
>Tony I gotta ask you something, why didn't you run for janny again after the first term? I mean, nobody had the name you had, the free time.
>Let me tell you a story, Tommy. The first day I became janitor, they sit me down at the desk: big computer chair, Mountain Dew, lots of beautiful things. I’m thinking, how much better can it get? >There’s a knock at the door, in the corner of the room, and Pete comes walking in, showing me this gorgeous blue board thread, bump limit, it was this full. It’s from the Baneposters, he says. So I think it’s a present, something to commemorate my first day as janny...he walks over, puts it on the desk; I look down at it...it’s disgusting. I say: >What the hell is this? >he said, What the hell’s it look like? >I said, it looks like shitposts. What do you want me to do with em? >He says, read em... >Read em? > He says, Yeah, you’re the janny. You gotta read em. >So okay, it was my first day; Pete knows more than I do...So I go at it. And just when I finish, there’s a knock on the door, and in walks Pete carrying another blue thread. And this one from the Blacked spammers. This too? And he nods. I start eating, and when i’m finished, there’s another knock and another thread. This one’s from the Yas Forumstards. Then after that, one from the waifufags >... And you know what, Tommy? That’s what it is. You’re sitting sorting shitposts all day long. Day after day, year after year, for free. When I realized that, I decided being a regular poster and getting my (You)s every night made for a fine life. Just a fine life.
If this board wasnt such cancer we could have weekly rewatches of shows to shitpost on
Charles Martinez
rumble tumble nigga detected
Jeremiah Thomas
You follow the threads, and you're going to get shitposts and memes. But you start to follow the IPs... and you don't know where the fuck it's going to take you.
