You have to take the craft seriously man. Hammer your bits out like iron on an anvil. fold the jokes like steel for a japanese sword. we are comics. we are the canaries in the coal mine. the jester in the king's court. we are the mirror society needs to hold up every once in a while...
So, as a comedian
Parker Bell
Jordan Flores
This is like 90% of the Ron White episode.
Owen Clark
>that's the thing about The Craft
Jaxson Price
*leans back, coughs*
Jamie, pull up that clip of that road runner smashing the fuck out of that snake.
Look at this goddamn raptor bitch.
eyes widen
continues looking at the clip without talking
heavy breathing
leans back. hand in front of mouth. coughs
Have you tried out spinal decompression?
"I mean, not y-"
It's the fucking best man. I'll show you some shit after we wrap this bitch up.
"Actually, I really need t-"
Shit literally saved my back, man. I'll do about 45 minutes in the morning followed up with a kale smoothie with some krill oil.
"Joe, I should really get g-"
Fucking gut health, man. Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald. My Jewish friend, Ari, read it and...
Isaiah Collins
Imagine a conversation between these guys and pickle rick...
Christian Lewis
>uh guys... so I looked up why peope usually go to the "dark web"...
Landon Flores
But who took the picture
Daniel Bell
>It's a "Joe subtly suggests that comedians are the new philosophers" episode
Owen Peterson
I wish i was rich :/
Oliver Hernandez
They probably got a waiter to take the picture