>So, as a comedian...
So, as a comedian
Leo Thompson
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Jordan Bell
i just wish whenever a rogan thread started, within 5 replies we see the gif or webm of him doing the humping stand up thing looking like 4'9 at best
Tyler Wright
you're either born funny or you're not. no amount of "craftsmanship" can make you funny. Joe Rogan is not a naturally funny guy. he doesn't have a single ounce of wit in his head. anytime he has a legitimate comedian on every joke they make whooshes right over his nog. it's like musicians who have played guitar for 30 years but have never come up with an original melody
Levi Fisher
>such a strange, strange concept
Jaxon Carter
rogan is based. you fags are jealous that no one thinks you are funny irl, and that you have to scramble for (you)s on Yas Forums to validate your edgy tryhard sense of humor.
Hunter Watson
>... pickle rick is the funniest thing i've ever seen
Leo Gonzalez
woah is that le meat
Blake Robinson
>eceleb
Luke Martin
>So, as a Tavistock gatekeeper...
Jason Gonzalez
Why does he even care so much about comedy
It's just bizarre to see someone with so little aptitude build so much of their persona around the one thing they're bad at, it's like talking to 55 year old dentist with a successful practice going and all he ever talks about is how much he loves being a musician and how his next mixtapes is really gonna be his big break
Parker Bell
You have to take the craft seriously man. Hammer your bits out like iron on an anvil. fold the jokes like steel for a japanese sword. we are comics. we are the canaries in the coal mine. the jester in the king's court. we are the mirror society needs to hold up every once in a while...
Jordan Flores
This is like 90% of the Ron White episode.
Owen Clark
>that's the thing about The Craft
Jaxson Price
*leans back, coughs*
Jamie, pull up that clip of that road runner smashing the fuck out of that snake.
Look at this goddamn raptor bitch.
eyes widen
continues looking at the clip without talking
heavy breathing
leans back. hand in front of mouth. coughs
Have you tried out spinal decompression?
"I mean, not y-"
It's the fucking best man. I'll show you some shit after we wrap this bitch up.
"Actually, I really need t-"
Shit literally saved my back, man. I'll do about 45 minutes in the morning followed up with a kale smoothie with some krill oil.
"Joe, I should really get g-"
Fucking gut health, man. Give me your address and I'll send you a book on Lee Harvey Oswald. My Jewish friend, Ari, read it and...
Isaiah Collins
Imagine a conversation between these guys and pickle rick...
Christian Lewis
>uh guys... so I looked up why peope usually go to the "dark web"...
Landon Flores
But who took the picture
Daniel Bell
>It's a "Joe subtly suggests that comedians are the new philosophers" episode
Owen Peterson
I wish i was rich :/
Oliver Hernandez
They probably got a waiter to take the picture
Justin Myers
Who do you think?
Joshua Thompson
being known as a comedian it is a great benefit when you get sued for slander/hatespeech/libel whatever. it's what alex jones did remember?
Jaxson Hill
>it's a Joe "Puts himself in the same category as Bill Burr and Louis C.K." episode
Connor Garcia
>it's another leftypol hates Joe Rogan thread
Mason Turner
youtu.be
>listen man, i know how to take a cock
Gabriel Adams
Gavin Collins
It's pretty nuts how bad his stand up is LOL!
Noah Watson
>I'm not gonna fucking gatekeep the fuck out of who my girlfriend fucks
>coz you know what? I'm a fucking cool guy
Asher Campbell
>goes on a rant about how cool he is for being in an "open relationship"
>after moving across the country and abandoning his son
this is what happens when a guy is starved of pusy in his teenage years
Noah Ward
Nothing makes me want to beat that little goblin's skull in more than how he treats his son.
Austin Ross
>"Rogan is based"
How so?
H O W S O ?
WOW SUCH AN INTELLECTUAL HE ASKS HOW SO EVERY 5 MINUTES
"Really? How so?"
Rogan is a fucking hack. Great point on how he misses every witty joke from other comedians, just listen to any of his podcasts with Theo Von. Joe misses every single pun. The rest of his comedian friends are also hacks
Joe has shitty ignorant opinions on just about everything. He's the definition of the Dunning-Kruger effect. He's a fence sitter, and when he's not, he's a flip flopper from podcast to podcast. He has no values. No principles. Nothing he believes in or stands for besides dude weed lmao. When he truly offends people, he hides behind the veil of being a comedian so it's cool. Otherwise, he's a philosopher who needs to be taken very seriously by society because he has deep insights and can say things nobody else can because he's a comedian.
Charles Rivera
name one