My girlfriend doesn't give a shit what we watch on my bros stolen Netflix, as long as we get drunk off vodka and fuck after. Literally who fucking cares lol?
"I can download whatever you want to watch for free"
Brody Butler
Liam Powell
My vietnamese gf who was adopted by an upper middle class white family likes that I torrent everything for us because we don't have to pay for netflix, and her adoptive parents are always asking me to download them movies and shows for them ever since I gave them my old laptop and external harddrive and showed them how to use them to watch stuff on their TV. Fuck off with your bait.
Tyler Richardson
>my girlfriend
Matthew Lee
With my modem I'll have that movie for you m'lady using tcip it'll surf into our arms.
Aiden Wood
Nobody respects a brainless paypiggy who forks over cash to kikes for no reason.
Jason Lopez
Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
Matthew Cook
>finally managed to get a date
>girl comes over
>start putting together my raspberry pi and connect it to the television
>she looks at me like I'm some pro hacker genius
>throw her the remote and tell her to pick something
>50 terabyte server has everything
>she says "wow you really have all the movies"
>end up watching frozen because she likes these cgi movies
>we cuddle on the couch and her little body rubs against me
Christian Cooper
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>>my girlfriend
Noah Robinson
Girl I dated for a while got wet from using coupons at the grocery store. She would hoard them and wait for a corresponding sale so she could get 40 tubes of crest for 15 cents each. She would call and tell me about the deals she got that day and I would know then if I was getting my asshole eaten out that night.
Leo Jones
based muslim hacker