>"I can download whatever you want to watch for free"
"I can download whatever you want to watch for free"
>implying women don't appreciate frugality
Bitches these days literally shop at thrift stores, jackass.
> I can get you movies not on Netflix if you want, just ask me
Just ask that, it sounds better
who cares what womem appreciate?
Nobody likes a cheapskate who relies on being a leech instead of providing for himself.
Girls may shop at thrift stores because it's kitschy, but they sure as hell don't want a "man" to shop there
>"I can seed whatever you want for feed"
Imagine letting women influence your behavior.
Have sex.
>he thinks its for free
My girlfriend doesn't give a shit what we watch on my bros stolen Netflix, as long as we get drunk off vodka and fuck after. Literally who fucking cares lol?
My vietnamese gf who was adopted by an upper middle class white family likes that I torrent everything for us because we don't have to pay for netflix, and her adoptive parents are always asking me to download them movies and shows for them ever since I gave them my old laptop and external harddrive and showed them how to use them to watch stuff on their TV. Fuck off with your bait.
>my girlfriend
With my modem I'll have that movie for you m'lady using tcip it'll surf into our arms.
Nobody respects a brainless paypiggy who forks over cash to kikes for no reason.
Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
>finally managed to get a date
>girl comes over
>start putting together my raspberry pi and connect it to the television
>she looks at me like I'm some pro hacker genius
>throw her the remote and tell her to pick something
>50 terabyte server has everything
>she says "wow you really have all the movies"
>end up watching frozen because she likes these cgi movies
>we cuddle on the couch and her little body rubs against me
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>>my girlfriend
Girl I dated for a while got wet from using coupons at the grocery store. She would hoard them and wait for a corresponding sale so she could get 40 tubes of crest for 15 cents each. She would call and tell me about the deals she got that day and I would know then if I was getting my asshole eaten out that night.
based muslim hacker
>"and then he plugged his laptop into the tv and went on an antisemitic rant."
My vietnamese gf really likes getting popeyes because they always have this deal on the app where you can get 5 tenders, 2 sides, and 2 biscuits for 7.99 so we just get that and 3 tenders for, and if we didn't use that deal and just bought a 5 tenders and 3 tenders combo we'd pay twice the price and she thinks it's such a good deal so we go there all the time. I personally prefer KFC, but I don't mind it because she gets bad gas from popeyes and l like smelling her farts so I'm down to get popeyes whenever she says.
R u lesbian?
>ITS COOL user WE CAN WATCH IT WITHOUT ANY OF THAT SILLY DOWNLOADING I GO ON A WEBSITE
>HD-240P_mULAN((1994))(MEX.DUB)
>no WHY ARE THERE ADS IT USUALY LOADS FASTER THAN THIS hahaaa
Who is this semen demon?
No wonder she needed 40 tubes of crest
Her adopted parents are so cheap they went for a viet kid
I like to support my entertainment sources
>i like to support my entertainment sources
it's not being cheap, it's being smart with money; why pay for something when it's free? Not to mention how much easier it is too
>Why yes, I financially support people who want to see me become extinct, manipulate my daughter into becoming a whore and my son into becoming a cuckhold, what gave it away?