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>hey you know what would be really really crazy?
what?
>It'd be really crazy of course we'd totally never do it for real though...
what?
>what if we invited Howard for a threesome.....?

Holy fucking kek are you shitting me right now Vince?

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if she suggests this you break up with her on the spot btw

this has been your unsolicited guide on how not to be a cuck. you're welcome

Why? It sounds fun, would you say the same if you wanted to have sex with two women at the same time?

>Would you say the same if she suggested something totally different?

Maybe how about you shit the fuck up and we only have sex with each other in the missionary position for the rest of our lives?

Seriously this, if your woman ever suggests that kind of stuff, it means she sees you as a pathetic low test male potentially willing to share her. You probably fucked up somewhere, but the only reasonable course of action at this point is leaving. If you don't she'll probably cuck you anyway.

Men don't have the same instinctual disgust and aggression towards the idea of bringing another woman in because she's not direct reproductive competition and in fact actually increases his odds of reproducing. Sure, birth control exists, but our lizard brains don't know that.

I only watch porn if the girl is taking at least two dicks

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I love me some rough HardX and Legalporno gangbangs as well, but I'd never wife one of those disgusting whores and I'd toss any slut to the curb for suggesting we bring in more dicks.

Imagine frying up Kim like a rotisserie chicken with your best bro and high fiving when you both cum. Is that gay?

>would you say the same if you wanted to have sex with two women at the same time?
no because that benefits me, two men just benefit the thot. Stay woke.

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no, but you're still a cuck if it's your girl being shared.

absolute soiboy detected. holy shit, kys.

>there are literal cuck apologists posting on Yas Forums
get the fuck back to Yas Forums faggot

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I've actually done this, but it was his girlfriend not mine, and obviously it didn't work out between them in the long run since she was a fucking whore.

That image is incredibly off-putting and creepy.

no, touching another dude and looking him straight into the eyes while you both nut is totally straight. fucking closet cocksuckers.

I didn't make it I just find it funny.

My gf wants us to have a mff threesome and I'm still not big on the idea

it's fine as long as the girl is through you rather than one of her own social circles. If it's your friend first, they're less likely to screw you over.

>would you say the same if you wanted to have sex with two women at the same time?
If a man suggested that to a woman, yes she should dump him. Any kind of "open relationship" is bullshit. Every single one is just one person who wants to fuck around while the other is too insecure and scared of being alone to leave.

Yea that's the problem when the girl suggests it first. She's either feeling guilty for already fucking other men and wants to "reward" you to ease her guilt or throw you off the trail, or she's going to pull a "I want to have an MMF now since I let you have the MFF" shit test.

Based user of facts and reason.

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I had a mmf threesome once and my gf got so horny she made me suck the guy off. she says i'm not gay for it but every now and then she looks at me and just laughs and calls mr faggot

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Not blaming you for it existing or anything, just stating my complete unease.

>my gf got so horny she made me suck the guy off.
she got horny for his dick but knew you wouldn't forgive her if she blew him over you, so she made you do it. You're both a cuck and a faggot, congrats.

That's nowhere near the same thing.
Both would probably kill a serious relationship.
But you're a fucking retard if you think it's even remotely the same thing.
OP, I'm not caught up on BCS. Is there actual cuck shit in this show now or are you just memeing?

this can't be real