>hey you know what would be really really crazy?
what?
>It'd be really crazy of course we'd totally never do it for real though...
what?
>what if we invited Howard for a threesome.....?
Holy fucking kek are you shitting me right now Vince?
>hey you know what would be really really crazy?
what?
>It'd be really crazy of course we'd totally never do it for real though...
what?
>what if we invited Howard for a threesome.....?
Holy fucking kek are you shitting me right now Vince?
if she suggests this you break up with her on the spot btw
this has been your unsolicited guide on how not to be a cuck. you're welcome
Why? It sounds fun, would you say the same if you wanted to have sex with two women at the same time?
>Would you say the same if she suggested something totally different?
Maybe how about you shit the fuck up and we only have sex with each other in the missionary position for the rest of our lives?
Seriously this, if your woman ever suggests that kind of stuff, it means she sees you as a pathetic low test male potentially willing to share her. You probably fucked up somewhere, but the only reasonable course of action at this point is leaving. If you don't she'll probably cuck you anyway.
Men don't have the same instinctual disgust and aggression towards the idea of bringing another woman in because she's not direct reproductive competition and in fact actually increases his odds of reproducing. Sure, birth control exists, but our lizard brains don't know that.
I only watch porn if the girl is taking at least two dicks
I love me some rough HardX and Legalporno gangbangs as well, but I'd never wife one of those disgusting whores and I'd toss any slut to the curb for suggesting we bring in more dicks.