W-Was it kino?
W-Was it kino?
Mason Cox
Nicholas Evans
>guy injures his leg
>major comes over to help him
>"Do you want me to help take your mind off that keg soldier?"
>yes sir please help me
>major snaps his finger
Brayden Martin
bump
Landon Gonzalez
Yes op it was truly kino great comfy film to watch when you are on granny's pain meds
Matthew Ramirez
IT"S PAYNE
Eli Green
>kid says there's a monster in his closest
>doesn't even check to see if it's another kid scaring him
>starts shooting the closest
yeah, it was pretty kino
Zachary Reed
It goes downhill after the scene where he first meets the kids, but there are still kino moments peppered throughout.
Kevin Wright
fav cottage VHS growing up next to Independence Day
Christian Stewart
>Damon
Hey that's my name
Jeremiah Anderson
Are you a nigger too?
Alexander Ramirez
No, I'm a white pretty boy
Liam Watson
Based
Nathan Wright
>little engine that could scene
>Major Payne painstakingly describes how the train slowly carries medical and food supplies between two non combat areas of the front
Couldn’t they have just cut this part out it’s too fucking boring
Benjamin Robinson
It is unironically kino as fuck.
>Micheal Ironside
>"I thought you were gonna kick me in the face?"
>"You calling me a liar."
>Kicks face.
>The little engine that could bedtime store.
>"The worst part was...I was gonna have to get a job!"
>Payne gets arrested.
>"Payne what happened? You've only been out a week!"
Hudson Scott
>granny's pain meds
Tramadol makes anything kino i watched tintin the moovie after staggering my 250mgs of moms tramadol and it was without a doubt the most comfy movie experiance i ever had.
Thomas Brown
>fav cottage VHS
Henry Gomez
are you serious? god you’re fucking stupid
Adam Taylor
Damon Wayans is based as fuck and should work more on stuff
Leo Peterson
dont forget Karyn Parsons
Kevin Jackson
THUYATAHH
Justin Powell
shit taste
Ayy.
Noah Ramirez
>watching this as a twleve year old and watching apocalypse now ten years later to get the joke
kino
Justin Edwards
MAJOR PAYNE JUST EXTERMINATED THE BAD MAN WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
William Sanchez
Based
Jonathan Cook
Based
Bentley Morgan
Why would a Major be acting like a drill sergeant?
Grayson Wilson
WHACK 'IM
Grayson Cruz
Based and morphine pilled
John Hernandez
bump
David Campbell
because his name wasn't on the short list for colonel so he retired and took a job at a boarding school, where hilarity ensues
John Bell
I was in basically the Navy version of ROTC but not associated with schools and I loved that shit. Made me more prepared for boot camp. I was expecting to get my fingers snapped and shit but all I got was smacked a few times and had some rocks thrown at me while doing pushups. Bootcamp was honestly pretty fun in a weird sort of way and society would be better if everyone had to go through it.
Nathan Cruz
>so major why didn't you ever get married?
>I figured if the army wanted me to get a wife, they would've issue me one.
Adrian Martin
> society would be better if everyone had to go through it.
kys nigger spic hick pawn of the joo
Camden Fisher
>NOOOOOOOOOO WHY SHOULD EVERYONE BE TAUGHT DISCIPLINE I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE A CHILD FOR ALL MY LIFE
Andrew Howard
I bow to no man bitch maybe you do little pussyboi