W-Was it kino?

W-Was it kino?

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>guy injures his leg
>major comes over to help him
>"Do you want me to help take your mind off that keg soldier?"
>yes sir please help me
>major snaps his finger

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Yes op it was truly kino great comfy film to watch when you are on granny's pain meds

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IT"S PAYNE

>kid says there's a monster in his closest
>doesn't even check to see if it's another kid scaring him
>starts shooting the closest

yeah, it was pretty kino

It goes downhill after the scene where he first meets the kids, but there are still kino moments peppered throughout.

fav cottage VHS growing up next to Independence Day

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>Damon
Hey that's my name

Are you a nigger too?

No, I'm a white pretty boy

Based

>little engine that could scene
>Major Payne painstakingly describes how the train slowly carries medical and food supplies between two non combat areas of the front

Couldn’t they have just cut this part out it’s too fucking boring

It is unironically kino as fuck.

>Micheal Ironside

>"I thought you were gonna kick me in the face?"
>"You calling me a liar."
>Kicks face.

>The little engine that could bedtime store.

>"The worst part was...I was gonna have to get a job!"

>Payne gets arrested.
>"Payne what happened? You've only been out a week!"

>granny's pain meds
Tramadol makes anything kino i watched tintin the moovie after staggering my 250mgs of moms tramadol and it was without a doubt the most comfy movie experiance i ever had.

>fav cottage VHS

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are you serious? god you’re fucking stupid

Damon Wayans is based as fuck and should work more on stuff

dont forget Karyn Parsons

THUYATAHH

shit taste
Ayy.

>watching this as a twleve year old and watching apocalypse now ten years later to get the joke
kino

MAJOR PAYNE JUST EXTERMINATED THE BAD MAN WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

Based

Based

Why would a Major be acting like a drill sergeant?

WHACK 'IM

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Based and morphine pilled

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because his name wasn't on the short list for colonel so he retired and took a job at a boarding school, where hilarity ensues

I was in basically the Navy version of ROTC but not associated with schools and I loved that shit. Made me more prepared for boot camp. I was expecting to get my fingers snapped and shit but all I got was smacked a few times and had some rocks thrown at me while doing pushups. Bootcamp was honestly pretty fun in a weird sort of way and society would be better if everyone had to go through it.

>so major why didn't you ever get married?
>I figured if the army wanted me to get a wife, they would've issue me one.

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> society would be better if everyone had to go through it.
kys nigger spic hick pawn of the joo

>NOOOOOOOOOO WHY SHOULD EVERYONE BE TAUGHT DISCIPLINE I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BE A CHILD FOR ALL MY LIFE

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I bow to no man bitch maybe you do little pussyboi