Smell my chair randomly out of curiosity

>smell my chair randomly out of curiosity
>ungodly stench of ass
bros, how do I clean this shit? it's an ikea markus, so the seat is cloth

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do you sit there bare naked for hours and shart on it? that's disgusting

back to /pol9k/, revolting incel

Your are slowly seeping fluid out your ass that mixes with sweat, or you don't wipe your ass good enough.

Jesus Christ. Are you this guy?

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I'm from leftypol though.
Also trans if that matters.

throw it on the curb and get a new one, you should have done so long before you shit on it
also unironically dilate for the love of god

stop complaining bro

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Can you post pictures of your anus

>tfw I sharted myself yesterday for the first time I can ever remember

I was at home alone, no one saw and still felt like killing myself. It just felt like a fart, bros...

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imagine spending hard earned money on cheap swedish trash

Posts like these are what keep me coming back

Wtf

Nah if he leaves it in direct sunlight for a day or two it should be sterilized.

>tfw I’ve just been sitting on the floor for the past 3 years
I really should spring for a chair

did someone die on this chair?

>he died

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it's so cheap tho

Ikr bro reddit reposts are my favorite too :,)

>gaymaker 3000

i wonder if the designer did that on purpose

Have you tried not smelling it?

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Back in the 00s when I played WoW 24/7 as a NEET I would sleep on the floor by my chair and then wake up and keep playing.

Was this cake made by the hapa?

kek

Yes, this is his wife.

You should look into my dick I heard it's a pretty comfortable seat and my hairy chest makes for a great backrest

I miss those days

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But the kids are blond and white. Something isn't adding up...

How far are you?

Ronald MacDonald designed this chair.

The outline of your arse cheeks makes my willy wriggle

why does that seat have bird shit on the front?

based

this is still to this day, one of the most traumatizing stories I read on the internet.

What is it?

Literally part of my soul. It's fucking weird, man.

>smell my chair
>leftypol
>im trannnnnnnnssssssss

I think you desperately seek attention, maybe get out more

I sharted myself the first time ever last week

haha in my gaming days i had a chair look like that once after 24 hours of gaming and shitting my gym shorts because i didnt wanna get up and miss the game good times. i keep the shit stained chair way too long after that hahha thinking back no wonder i couldnt get any girlfriend thwey saw the shit chair and went running for the hills hahahahah i regret nothing, fuck bitchs who cant handle a shit chair

that thing that moves the chair up and down exploded and blew out their asshole

Nice

Wtf are you literally me? Stop spying on me you NSA fuckers.