>smell my chair randomly out of curiosity
>ungodly stench of ass
bros, how do I clean this shit? it's an ikea markus, so the seat is cloth
Smell my chair randomly out of curiosity
Josiah Morris
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Jack Wood
do you sit there bare naked for hours and shart on it? that's disgusting
John Garcia
back to /pol9k/, revolting incel
Jonathan White
Your are slowly seeping fluid out your ass that mixes with sweat, or you don't wipe your ass good enough.
Austin Collins
Jesus Christ. Are you this guy?
Brayden Gutierrez
I'm from leftypol though.
Also trans if that matters.
Wyatt Lewis
throw it on the curb and get a new one, you should have done so long before you shit on it
also unironically dilate for the love of god
Colton Garcia
stop complaining bro
Jackson Collins
Can you post pictures of your anus
Carson Hernandez
>tfw I sharted myself yesterday for the first time I can ever remember
I was at home alone, no one saw and still felt like killing myself. It just felt like a fart, bros...
Christian Carter
Jacob Kelly
imagine spending hard earned money on cheap swedish trash
Joshua Bell
Posts like these are what keep me coming back
Christian James
Wtf
Jeremiah Peterson
Nah if he leaves it in direct sunlight for a day or two it should be sterilized.
Parker Campbell
>tfw I’ve just been sitting on the floor for the past 3 years
I really should spring for a chair
Austin Rodriguez
did someone die on this chair?
Grayson Edwards
>he died
Josiah Gonzalez
it's so cheap tho
Nolan Long
Ikr bro reddit reposts are my favorite too :,)
Justin Hernandez
>gaymaker 3000
Ryan Barnes
i wonder if the designer did that on purpose
Nathan Morales
Have you tried not smelling it?
Nicholas Foster
Back in the 00s when I played WoW 24/7 as a NEET I would sleep on the floor by my chair and then wake up and keep playing.
Jeremiah Wilson
Was this cake made by the hapa?
Juan Ortiz
kek
Carter Morgan
Yes, this is his wife.
Dylan Bennett
You should look into my dick I heard it's a pretty comfortable seat and my hairy chest makes for a great backrest
Adrian Morales
I miss those days
Noah Hughes
But the kids are blond and white. Something isn't adding up...
Jeremiah Garcia
How far are you?
Brody Thompson
Ronald MacDonald designed this chair.
Benjamin Fisher
The outline of your arse cheeks makes my willy wriggle
Christian Collins
why does that seat have bird shit on the front?
Ayden Hernandez
based
Brandon Clark
this is still to this day, one of the most traumatizing stories I read on the internet.
Tyler Richardson
What is it?
Isaac Brooks
Literally part of my soul. It's fucking weird, man.
Camden Hill
>smell my chair
>leftypol
>im trannnnnnnnssssssss
I think you desperately seek attention, maybe get out more
Matthew Adams
I sharted myself the first time ever last week
Jackson Harris
haha in my gaming days i had a chair look like that once after 24 hours of gaming and shitting my gym shorts because i didnt wanna get up and miss the game good times. i keep the shit stained chair way too long after that hahha thinking back no wonder i couldnt get any girlfriend thwey saw the shit chair and went running for the hills hahahahah i regret nothing, fuck bitchs who cant handle a shit chair
Brayden Myers
that thing that moves the chair up and down exploded and blew out their asshole
Alexander Morgan
Nice
Isaiah Sanchez
Wtf are you literally me? Stop spying on me you NSA fuckers.