When did people get so soft?

Literally no economy can survive a fucking shut down for months on end you fucking gay little child. Kill yourself

If Anne Frank were hiding in my attic I'd turn her into the SS ( after blackmailing her into sex of course.) She's a fictional character though.

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>go die
Nah. I work one of these "essential" jobs, haven't gotten sick, likely never will.

Eat a dick.

The Rules:

1. Basically, you can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.

2. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well. Most masks will do nothing to protect you anyways. It is now mandatory to wear a mask. A T-shirt on your face is fine.

3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.

4. You should not go to hospitals unless you have to go there. Same applies to doctors, you should only go there in case of emergency, provided you are not too sick.

5. This virus is deadly but still not too scary, except that sometimes it actually leads to a global disaster.

6. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.

7. Everyone needs to stay HOME, but it's important to GO OUT.

8. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing when you go there in the evening, but not in the morning. Sometimes. A food shortage may be coming. Farmers though should not dump extra food intended for closed restaurants that is now extra...unless they need to dump it.

9. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects. It does kill children sometimes.

10. Animals are not affected, but there is still a cat that tested positive in Belgium in February when no one had been tested, plus a few tigers here and there. We refer to those as outliers and will not test further since they are outliers.

11. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you can also get sick without symptoms, have symptoms without being sick, or be contagious without having symptoms. We will not be testing you either way.

liberalism is a mental disorder, they think starving people on the streets is better bc they're simply still alive.

Most of these people are just 19 year old plebbitors who takes everything they read on that shitty website on face value, while getting an allowance from mom and dad. This is why they are so butthurt over their failures and capitalism

>its the Dems fault Trump didnt do anything even though he really wanted to I promise
Tranny mentality

>Patton (((Oswalt)))

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12. In order not to get sick, you have to eat well and exercise, but eat whatever you have on hand and it's better not to go out, well, unless you need something essential. As long as it is not supplies to grow food or toilet paper or to repair infrastructure damage.

13. It's better to get some fresh air, but you get looked at very wrong when you get some fresh air, and most importantly, you don't go to parks or walk. But don’t sit down, except that you can do that now if you are old, but not for too long or if you are pregnant (but not too old).

14. You can't go to retirement homes, but you have to take care of the elderly and bring food and medication.

15. If you are sick, you can't go out, but you can go to the pharmacy.

16. You can get restaurant food delivered to the house, which may have been prepared by people who didn't wear masks or gloves. But you have to have your groceries decontaminated outside for 3 hours. Don’t mind the cardboard box the pizza or Amazon products come in.

17. Every disturbing article or disturbing interview must start with " I don't want to trigger panic, but…"

18. You can't see your older mother or grandmother, but you can take a taxi and meet an older taxi driver.

19. You can walk around with a friend but not with your family if they don't live under the same roof.

20. You are safe if you maintain the appropriate social distance, but you can’t go out with friends or strangers at the safe social distance.

21. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, we didn't say hours, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. Oh no, not necessarily.

>our government
Are you British? Because here in US there's more of a "social safety net" than there was 40 years ago.
>runaway speculation coupled with deregulation have turned our economy into a fragile house of cards
If a business can't make any money for months, it can't exist as a going concern due to fixed costs. "Speculation and deregulation" have nothing to do with that.