I kinda loved this. It felt like an off the trails old EU book, but in a good way

I kinda loved this. It felt like an off the trails old EU book, but in a good way

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Do you drink tap water?

It's such garbage it makes TLJ seem good on re-watch

An EU author would have come up with something more creative than
>"Oh no, planet-killing weapons again! But this time there's a whole fleet of them!"

>TLJ seem good on re-watch
rian pls.

TLJ is better than TROS and if you think otherwise you might have a learning disorder

>imo this irredeemable pile of garbage is better than this other irredeemable pile of garbage
ok rian.

TLJ is better than TRoS in the same way drinking piss is better than eating shit.
You're still getting garbage either way.

Star Wars is mostly piss and shit as a franchise though.

ANH>ESB>ROTJ>>ROTS>TFA>AOTC=TLJ>TPM>>>TROS

TLJ has worse moments but also some scenes that are better than anything in tROS. Hard to choose which is worse but the so-bad-its-good parts make TLJ at least worth rewatching for the lulz.

ESB > ANH > ROTJ > ROTS > TPM > AOTC

the rest shouldn't even exist.

>the rest shouldn't even exist.
Youre right but they do and therefore must be reckoned with

>It felt like an off the trails old EU book

>Unintentionally rips off Palpatine being a clone from the Dark Empire series
>Unintentionally rips off the protagonist being Palpatine's grandchild from the Glove of Darth Vader series
It's true, but it's not in a good way.

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I enjoyed it in a ironic way

Couldn't stop laughing throughout multiple segments

>Why, yes, I WAS dropped on my head frequently as a child, why do you ask?

TROS is inoffensive and borderline comedic trash that is basically set up as a fanfic, essentially "Star Wars Meets Capeshit". TLJ on the other hand is a deliberate middle finger to the viewers every step of the way, and for that reason it will always be worse.

disney spending a gorillion shekels to secure the rights is inconsequential to me. everything after ROTS might as well not exist for all I care.

>TROS is inoffensive
TROS made me physically ill
TLJ was just weird and boring
I can see TLJ being a decent movie with another rewrite but TROS is completely bankrupt of all value

>TROS made me physically ill
This is how I felt by the end of TLJ, so it was no issue at all to turn off TROS soon as Palpatine summoned Star Destroyers to rise up out of the ground like zombies & never look back.

It's kino

ROTJ>ESB>ROTS>ANH>TPM>AOTC

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The Duel of Fates script shows that TLJs fuckups could have been salvaged into a decent conclusion. TROS is a schizophrenic film that assaults the viewer with an incoherent stream of visual stimuli to try and trick you into thinking youre watching a real movie

>TROS is a schizophrenic film that assaults the viewer with an incoherent stream of visual stimuli to try and trick you into thinking youre watching a real movie
Nicely put. Even downloading the camrip of TROS was more of a shot than it deserved to be given.

>TLJ was just weird and boring
it wasn't. it was literally structured to insult the decades of history and mythology of star wars. TROS is awful, yes, but not in the Scorched Earth way that TLJ is.

>structured to insult the decades of history and mythology of star wars.
I disagree with that. I think there is an element of self-mockery in the film but its mostly just an underwritten misguided attempt to add overarching purpose into the sequel trilogy by retroactively attaching loose connections to the themes of both the prequel trilogy and original trilogy. It failed to do so because 1. Rian obviously only had time to write one draft of the script and 2. This attempt at injecting purpose is doomed to fail because that shit needed to be established in the first fucking sequel film and then developed in the second one

>I need to find bad man!
>I must find girl!

Seems like they both wanted to meet, what was the issue?

They were both awkward virgins who couldn't make a move

Man, if only they had some sort of place where they could have drawn inspiration for these new movies.

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ESB > ANH > ROTJ
It ended in '83.

This

This entire nu-trilogy was a rip off of Dark Empire & Jedi Prince, but infinitely worse than either of them.