Cast it

Cast it

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the shifty monk brother is obviously classic dano.
the drunk brother is some australian fag, probably thor.
the charasmatic soldier brother is chris pratt and he plays it up.
the drunk degenerate dad is liam neeson in a fat suit
the next door neighbor is winona ryder just because.

Little off topic but the Russian-made The Idiot miniseries is very good. They have a Brothers Karamazov series too which wasn't too bad.

Idris Elba and Mel Gibson. Also Jonah Hill.
I don't care who is playing who. Also the script is written as a comedy.

Kenan as Brother
Kel as Karamazov

Igor and Grichka

Get me Kevin Hart, The Rock, Ice Cube, Will Ferrell and John C Reilly and we'll talk

>drunk brother
????

it's been a while since i read it, but i think one of the brothers was a degenrate drunk like the dad who essentially lives with him. then there is the chad soldier brother who returns home, and the shifty asshole new jesus brother that did it. and the lady next door, who might be a servant, who lets them know what was going on.

but like i said, i haven't read the book in 25 years.

>the chad soldier brother
> shifty asshole new jesus brother that did it

Are you sure you've actually read the book?

yeah youre a bit off

Amy Adams in every role.

>this zoomer casting
everyone but dano is a fucking capeshit or netflix meme

the shifty ass hole religious brother definitely did it. maybe i am remembering the rest of the book wrong and there is no 3rd soldier brother, but the jesus fucker did it.

Why can't Crime and Punishment get a proper adaptation?

i got 200 pages into crime and punishment and it is just him trying to delay his landlord and not get drunk.

>Papa Fyodor
Ralph Fiennes

I think you're confusing Alyosha with Smerdyakov.

Smerdyakov, the bastard son of Fyodor Karamazov, was directly responsible for his father's murder.

Alyosha did not kill Fyodor. However, all three brothers are indirectly responsible for letting Smerdyakov have his way, especially Ivan and his theories.

dano would be great for rakitin. or even smerdyakov, but rakitin is better

utter kino

Fyodor most kino name in existence

lindsey lohan as stinkin lizaveta

ian mcshane for fyodor karamazov

Fyodor = Mark Addy
Dmitry = Armie Hammer
Ivan = Richard Madden
Smerdyakov = Thimothé Chalamet

now you are bringing back a little of what i remember. but didn't the jesus guy tell him to do it? the half child was retarded right? and a slave.

or depardieu

Too old.


The cast needs to be younger than you guys are thinking.

Sounds about right. They won't even have to put any make-up on her.

eastwood for father therapon

al pacino for zosima

cast jesus and grand inquisitor

I'm more interested in casting ideas for the Devil

Dmitri