the face really says it all. describes dicks, rape and incest more than taxes. and don't forget that every single fucking chapter describes the food they eat any time they sit down for a meal, jesus christ.
Marriage ceremony involves the wife getting gangbanged with the husbands consent because they don't want to marry...
Wasn't this an actual Scottish tradition though?
Oh please. You could definitely squeeze a titty especially if you were higher rank then the bride and groom. Nobody gonna be able to stop that. Have you read the mystery knight? That butterwell bitch was creaming she loved it.
well ACKSHUALLY the "bedding" ceremony is the crowd carrying the newlyweds to their bedchamber to make sure the husband and wife are having sex with eachother, since paternity is a big deal in Westerosi society, except Dorne.
why the fuck does anyone take scottish "people" seriously?
This was a thing in real history too. But people just watched they didn’t get to pick the naked bride up and rub her creamy thighs.
When was this?
>they didn’t get to pick the naked bride up and rub her creamy thighs
well that's gay what a gyp
In some traditions they would collect the bed sheets to parade around and show the court the blood stain proving both that the bride had been a virgin and that consummation had occurred.
> When Dunk finally plopped the bride onto her marriage bed, a dwarf leapt in beside her and seized one of her breasts for a bit of a fondle. The girl let out a squeal, the men roared with laughter.
-The mystery knight