>marriage ceremony involves the wife getting gangbanged with the husbands consent because they don't want to marry virgins
Why the fuck does anyone take this old pervert seriously?
Marriage ceremony involves the wife getting gangbanged with the husbands consent because they don't want to marry...
Where does he write that?
Dany gets fucked by a thousand Dothraki and their horses too.
Fuck off retard
The part where every man in the room is aloud to grope your virgin wife and rip her clothes off while they carry her to bed is pretty weird.
The woman do the same with the men. Probably distantly related to the first men custom of 'wife stealing' like the widlings still do. Female warriors probably also 'stole' husbands.
>The part where every man in the room is aloud to grope your virgin wife and rip her clothes off while they carry her to bed is pretty weird.
They just undress her. Still pretty weird but not unbelievable as something that could exist in their culture (remember that the kings of England used to have a professional ass-wiper who was considered one of the highest-ranking members of the court).
>Female warriors probably also 'stole' husbands.
Can you imagine
He's the only man to look at medieval European history and think "It's fun and all. But what if there was more rape?"
it just had to be HBO... then again, it wouldn't have made it any other way. not a fan of the "derp derp SEX lol penip" tactic. i get that yea, sex is a thing, but jesus fucking christ.
the face really says it all. describes dicks, rape and incest more than taxes. and don't forget that every single fucking chapter describes the food they eat any time they sit down for a meal, jesus christ.
Wasn't this an actual Scottish tradition though?
Oh please. You could definitely squeeze a titty especially if you were higher rank then the bride and groom. Nobody gonna be able to stop that. Have you read the mystery knight? That butterwell bitch was creaming she loved it.
well ACKSHUALLY the "bedding" ceremony is the crowd carrying the newlyweds to their bedchamber to make sure the husband and wife are having sex with eachother, since paternity is a big deal in Westerosi society, except Dorne.
why the fuck does anyone take scottish "people" seriously?
This was a thing in real history too. But people just watched they didn’t get to pick the naked bride up and rub her creamy thighs.
When was this?
>they didn’t get to pick the naked bride up and rub her creamy thighs
well that's gay what a gyp
In some traditions they would collect the bed sheets to parade around and show the court the blood stain proving both that the bride had been a virgin and that consummation had occurred.
> When Dunk finally plopped the bride onto her marriage bed, a dwarf leapt in beside her and seized one of her breasts for a bit of a fondle. The girl let out a squeal, the men roared with laughter.
-The mystery knight
sansa... the gangbang
>grease dribbled down his chin
a sophie turner gangbang scene would be unironically great.
maybe blowbang girls at the least.
Well then how did king gaylord mc homogay never bang his wife?
game of thrones gaiden: sansa visits the bbc islands (summer islands)
>The bedding ceremony refers to the wedding custom of putting the newlywed couple together in the marital bed before numerous witnesses, thereby completing the marriage. In most traditions the newlyweds were put in bed by their family, friends, and neighbors.
The purpose of the ritual was to establish the consummation of the marriage, either by actually witnessing the couple's first sexual intercourse or symbolically, by leaving before consummation.
Never read this or watched the show, is it any better than Three Kingdoms?
No. Game of Thrones is too edgy. Everyone in it acts like a 15 year old who's just read Machiavelli.
the books are all about memorizing a million names and places. the tv series is all about sitting through half-assed fantasy to see a tit or two. don't believe the hype. it's not even mediocre. just big budget.
SUBVERTED
(only not really, it's all the most fantasy trope-laden garbage ever written)
i watched seasons 4-8 and it was a 6/10
Watch season 1 if you don’t love it you won’t like the show. If you like it stop watching at the end of season 4 and act like it’s over. Never watch 5,6,7,8. No matter what. You will die of AIDS.
>this garbage
>better than Three Kingdoms
it's not even comparable
it's just fantasy garbage that normies got excited about because of MUH ANYONE COULD DIE!! even though that was never, ever accurate
Seasons 1-4 are top tier fantasy, 5-8 are absolute unbearable fucking garbage though, getting worse as they go on
actually if you watch season 1 and you DO like it you'll hate the show after like season 2 or 3
if you hate season 1 skip to 4
Based retard