nice joke. can you imagine if this is real tho? ahahaha
Haven't had sex in 2 weeks because of the coronavirus
Jaxson Evans
Logan Jones
>haven't had sex ever
>haven't coomed for over a month
I CAN FEEL THE CHAD POWER BURNING INSIDE ME
Jaxon Reed
Not joking. That is me. It is frustrating in part because I am certainly tall enough and probably good looking enough but tinder has made it impossible to find someone dtf. I once matched with someone on tinder to find out the only thing we had in common was doritos
Mason Mitchell
>Tfw haven't rubbed mommy's feet in 2 minutes
Camden Miller
I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Nolan Gonzalez
Surely you can't be serious
Zachary Rodriguez
So don't delay, act now! Supplies are running out.
Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive.
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow.
But if the offer is shun, you might as well be walkin' on the sun.
Carson Bailey
Sincerely, legitimately and unironically the truth.
It just never happened
Connor Cook
Why not pay for a prositute? Or go to a bar and start convo?
Matthew Myers
also 25, never even held hands