Haven't had sex in 2 weeks because of the coronavirus

nice joke. can you imagine if this is real tho? ahahaha

>haven't had sex ever
>haven't coomed for over a month
I CAN FEEL THE CHAD POWER BURNING INSIDE ME

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Not joking. That is me. It is frustrating in part because I am certainly tall enough and probably good looking enough but tinder has made it impossible to find someone dtf. I once matched with someone on tinder to find out the only thing we had in common was doritos

>Tfw haven't rubbed mommy's feet in 2 minutes

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I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Surely you can't be serious

So don't delay, act now! Supplies are running out.
Allow if you're still alive six to eight years to arrive.
And if you follow, there may be a tomorrow.
But if the offer is shun, you might as well be walkin' on the sun.

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Sincerely, legitimately and unironically the truth.

It just never happened

Why not pay for a prositute? Or go to a bar and start convo?

also 25, never even held hands

23 yr old virgin about to turn 24 here. it's over

>Why not pay for a prositute?
degenerate

i was like you. i will tell you this, i know you have thought about it, and you re right: your gay. i dont lie to myself anymore and im not miserable the way i used to be. just give in, find a jock and let him have his way with you. it will liberate you

It's weird. Rail on women all you want but at 28 I feel like I am entering my prime while they leave it. The meme that women last until their 40's is perpetuated by hollywood but is not realistic unless you are rich. With the gybocentric society in which we live, women can party and wreck themeselves from 13-30. They spend more than half their life curled over a toilet puking and getting fucked by some rando while passed out. Ask yourself why any self respecting man would ever lower himself to their level. If you take care of yourself, women will start noticing

have non-procreative sex is already degenerate, so quit your LARPing loser

Tinder has made it ridiculously easy to find someone to fuck man what the fuck are you talking about

I am 100% not gay. If I was gay I could get laid this very day.

If you're desperate you're desperate user

>Rail on women all you want but
huh? your post is weird. you're the one who was railing on them the entire rest of the post

Don't you need atleast an instagram account or whatever in order for girls to check on that first on those dating sites?
I don't have a single picture of myself from the past 6-7 years that isn't a family photo

I’m a fag and haven’t got laid in 1.5 years. How much of a loser does that make me

ikr two weeks without sex hahaha

coof

I just want a mommy gf who will love me for the manchild I am

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Over 3 months here
>Broke up in January and decided to give myself a month off and stop jumping into unhappy relationships with uggos
>Suddenly Coronavirus

It's not fair. I tried to get laid on bumble but all the girls just want me to entertain them online.

Then make one bro. I got off Instagram for about a year or two and definitely got way less pussy during that time but it was mostly for mental health reasons anyway so I didn’t really care if I had sex or not. The thing is I used to think shit like that was for meganormies and I was somehow more enlightened and better than all these people and someday I would find someone worthy of me. But the truth is no one wants to fuck someone with a superiority complex (except if you’re chad, which face it you’re not)

You want to be subby and childlike with an older partner, just sounds like you are/should go gay

>Then make one bro
And put what there? Add who there? Old highschool clasmates I haven't talked to in a decade

>go gay

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>I tried to get laid on bumble but all the girls just want me to entertain them online
Same but with Tinder
It's really frustrating that the biggest dating apps are also the ones with the highest amount of women who have no interest in even pretending to care about chatting and just want some cheap attention. Like the entire thing is predicated on good faith that both people are at least willing to give it a shot, and without that the entire thing feels like a massive waste of time

Look man it’s not my fault you’ve made no attempt to build a social group in 28 fucking years. Im not even saying you have to have a billion followers and people following you. I literally follow like 60 people and each of my pictures gets around 15 likes max. I’m content with this though because at least the people who follow me are cool and I actually know them on a personal level. Stop thinking about social media as a popularity contest and more as a tool to connect with others

>Stop thinking about social media as a popularity contest
Never said this. I just have no reason to make one. Or pictures to put on there.

If you want sex yea
And dating without dealing with BPD women

Okay then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I don’t know what you want me to tell you man it seems like you want to complain more than you actually want to get better

Get into fitness and fashion then you can post your new outfits or smth

fuck it must be awful