How would you make it not shit

Rey gets raped todeath by sanpeople and is replaced by the retarded kid from stranger things, Darth Chillums.

okay that's based

that's unironically a good start

>Star Wars Episode X: Knights of the New Republic
>The newly formed Second Order searches for the hidden ancient secret of THE CLONES. Chancellor Rey Skywalker sends two jedi to deal with it, but the jedi get captured by a rogue. The rogue is in turn being bounty hunted by The Mandalorian, a member of Yoda's race. >Movie includes several lightsabre duels including Rey vs. The Mandalorian and the two jedi vs. A Dark Droid.

>Rey Skywalker
I wouldn't even have her in it desu. Make it set far in the future & have her erected as a statue or something.

First
>completely ignore the sequel trilogy
then
>actually sit down and plan out a series of movies with a beginning, middle and end
>make sure all of the characters have a backstory and personality even if elements of them don't appear in the films
and finally
>make the main character a man so you can actually show him struggling and failing

My version would eventually see her turn into the main villain of the new trilogy. If you think about it, the way they made her unstoppable in the ST, she'd be a fucking scary antagonist.

in minecraft of course

You know what? The time has passed. Maybe I just got older, but my enthusiasm for this franchise is done
When I got around to watching Episode IX, it felt like I had been holding a sack of dirt over my head for 5 years and now I can finally drop it. All the theorizing, the endless shitposting, forced memes, forced controversy, constant bickering about plot, cold takes, hot takes, all that shit just ended
It felt good. The whole disney wars thing turned out to be a big fucking waste of time and no good has come from it. I'm glad it's over

Oh, and Rey sees the ghost of Ben who tries to guide her to the good side, but she makes him wear the mask of Kylo and then fucks the force ghost. I'll find a way to make that Disney approved.