Listen here you american pigs.
That pizza is disgusting, and not only that, it serves as a perfect metaphor of the american hubris
on the one hand, you have traditional, italian pizza. The roman variant, thin and crispy with semolina. The neapolitan variant, fluffy and tall. Simple ingredients, years and years of experience to master. And America happened,
And Americans just have to ruin it, much like they ruined and subverted the entirety of Europe.
simple ingredients become a festering mix of plastic cheese blends, entire barrels of oil and "pepperoni", which arent even italian, yet represent an attempt at "authenticity" which is coated in as many layers of irony as there are layers of oil in the pizza. The obsession with the stringy cheese when you pull it out, all huge tells that all americans care about are flashy spectacle with no substance, colourful exterior with a shallow, dead interior, much like cities such as new york and chicago
when gordon bashed the pizza in the OP, he was also bashing american culture in general. Too bad all Americans are tastelets and need to be destroyed.
Perfect meat to bun ratio
>being an actual elite
>being an elitist on Yas Forums
>not caring and moving forward
Pick one
Pic related is Bill Gates at a Seattle fast food joint
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>Burger patty too thick
>Entire burger would be an awkward messy pain in the ass to eat, needing 56 napkins, you'd look like a fat slob eating it
>Fuck off with your medium rare bullshit, burgers shouldn't bleed
Our culture is not a reality show.
I work at a diner and pride myself in being a burger expert. Let me quickly jot down why this is awful.
1. Buns are over buttered / oiled
2. Cheese has become overcooked and curdled, it's suppose to be melted on.
3. The burger is so thick that the outside has become over-cooked and the inside is under-cooked. If you want that much meat, you do a double patty, not a meat ball.
4. Not enough condiments for that bun and beef to feel moist.
5. Burger has become too tall to comfortably eat, go with a wider bun if you want a big burger.
There's nothing wrong with that pie
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