>perfect meat to bun ratio
>perfectly melted cheese
>perfectly toasted buns
>perfectly sized patty (smashed burgers are for sois, chads eat burgers with lots of meat in them)
Is there a more kino burger that filters out the tastelet amerifats?
Perfect meat to bun ratio
Evan Moore
Asher Russell
Bong mouths are too small to take a bite out of that but big enough to suck Ahmed's cock
Austin Rivera
Imagine being such a fucking faggot you want a burger to be "nice". When I'm hungry as fuck I got to my local fish n chip shop and get a burger with the lot because I'm not a gay cunt.
Lincoln Morris
Cooper Gray
>spending money on a burger that will fall apart and taste like a congested mess of flavours
found the real faggot
Cameron Reyes
>Huge delicious 'za
>Holds it sideways
>Scrapes all the toppings off
>"Just look at it it's dripping!"
He's such a hack you guys should stop giving him attention.
Oh and this pisses me off too: >Makes fun of burger being "too big to fit in your mouth" in one of his episodes
>Makes a "Gordon's perfect burger tutorial"
>Hamburger is even bigger than the one he made fun of for being "too big"
A
FUCKING
HACK
Xavier Sullivan
sign of a tastelet: not knowing what meat to bun ratio is
go eat your chicken nuggets user
Chase Rivera
Those burgers look exactly like ones made by someone who never makes burgers. Stick to the Wellington, nigel.
Brody Morales
any milwaukeefags here?
this my go to burger
Connor Jenkins
Never seen his tv shows but Is this true?
Nicholas Barnes
Listen here you american pigs.
That pizza is disgusting, and not only that, it serves as a perfect metaphor of the american hubris
on the one hand, you have traditional, italian pizza. The roman variant, thin and crispy with semolina. The neapolitan variant, fluffy and tall. Simple ingredients, years and years of experience to master. And America happened,
And Americans just have to ruin it, much like they ruined and subverted the entirety of Europe.
simple ingredients become a festering mix of plastic cheese blends, entire barrels of oil and "pepperoni", which arent even italian, yet represent an attempt at "authenticity" which is coated in as many layers of irony as there are layers of oil in the pizza. The obsession with the stringy cheese when you pull it out, all huge tells that all americans care about are flashy spectacle with no substance, colourful exterior with a shallow, dead interior, much like cities such as new york and chicago
when gordon bashed the pizza in the OP, he was also bashing american culture in general. Too bad all Americans are tastelets and need to be destroyed.
Carson Moore
>being an actual elite
>being an elitist on Yas Forums
>not caring and moving forward
Pick one
Pic related is Bill Gates at a Seattle fast food joint
Parker Williams
based
Ryan Bailey
>Burger patty too thick
>Entire burger would be an awkward messy pain in the ass to eat, needing 56 napkins, you'd look like a fat slob eating it
>Fuck off with your medium rare bullshit, burgers shouldn't bleed
Our culture is not a reality show.
Charles Price
I work at a diner and pride myself in being a burger expert. Let me quickly jot down why this is awful.
1. Buns are over buttered / oiled
2. Cheese has become overcooked and curdled, it's suppose to be melted on.
3. The burger is so thick that the outside has become over-cooked and the inside is under-cooked. If you want that much meat, you do a double patty, not a meat ball.
4. Not enough condiments for that bun and beef to feel moist.
5. Burger has become too tall to comfortably eat, go with a wider bun if you want a big burger.
Julian Mitchell
There's nothing wrong with that pie
Carter Harris
Test
Ian Nelson
Did it work?
Logan Carter
icles
Ian Perry
Yep :)
Zachary Peterson
?
I can look at that pizza and tell it sucks. It's all about the dough. What you see there is old dough, probably over five days old based on how utterly inflated it is. It's over-proofed. So the crust is massive and completely the wrong texture.
And it ruins the rest of the pizza too. You're supposed to have an even layer of cheese and sauce around the entire pizza, using the cheese to hold in the sauce so it doesn't leak over the outer crust. Well, the crust rising the way it did, it pushed everything to the center. So you've got a good two inches of just sauce and crust around the entire thing and the inside is over-topped with cheese and sauce.
Ryder Bell
Kill yourself you ignorant pie chart.
Gabriel Gutierrez
seething amerifat
Xavier Cruz
Bored. Let's turn this into a comfy recipe webm thread.
Jace Morris
David Ortiz
Gavin Brown
James Baker
this clip of Gordon has always unsettled me in some inexplicable way. Why does he look like a PS2 character? Where is he filming this video, and why does it evoke surreal, other-wordly vibes?
Brody Moore
Andrew White
he was actually kidnapped in south america and filmed this video under extreme duress
Brandon Young
keep posting user, this is god's work
Zachary Baker
James Diaz
Hunter Phillips
Camden Turner
BURGAH
Aiden Perez
Nolan Foster
looks dank