Watching Tiger King

Yet my whole job consists of networking and building rapport with extremely powerful, wealthy and intelligent people. I just don't understand how this skill set doesn't translate into the dating market.

Yes, mister 1% is on here trying to impress a bunch of autist on Yas Forums

Does that sound like someone that is being successful in life?

I've been furloughed meaning I can't work for 3 weeks but on full pay so essentially I have the entire 24 hours of the day to do whatever I want.

Transactions just aren't happening at the moment unfortunately but on the plus side this is the most free time I've had in 2 years.

>Yet my whole job consists of networking and building rapport with extremely powerful, wealthy and intelligent people.

You're a glorified car salesman. Enjoy being dateless forever.

b a s t e

lol faggot
the bitches can smell the loser on you

If you're over 35 you have no business dating or fucking

Anyone can have as many low-life pussy as one wants. Would you stoop this low though?

They probably see you as weak, fawning, a supplicant. Someone to trust with their money, someone who will serve them faithfully
How tall are you?

>i am le super successful investment banker
no, you're probably underaged and want to be one, or you either are one and you're such a failure tht you need to brag about it to losers on Yas Forums. stop being a faggot, girls notice it right away. or maybe you're just non-white.

ok good for you. Ask someone out. And stop feeling sorry for yourself.

You are naive over pleb women, just find yourself a women from that cycle and start raising a family , it would be better for you instead of chasing thots and boring women that jump at any time a man gives them the slightest attention. Never heard of attention whores? well most are like that and man too

You too could have all the white trash pubrose wives you wanted, the real thing is that most men do not want anything to do with low class women

seethe more zoomer faggot

This , just do not date them , you can fuck them but never date or act like you are a couple, I only fuck them if they are prostitutes , I am not chasing some teenage mind

also this poster is completely out of touch or +25 roastie, young women are the most easy to snag before last call at nightclubs

Disgusting man boobed, 35+ year old, predatory men shouldn't be fucking young (

specially if you have drugs..

I'm not an 'investment banker' lol, I work in transactions advisory. I didn't cut the mustard at the top tier banks after god knows how many interviews and assessment centres so I had to settle at a finance shop. Yes I'm still seething and eyeing up a mid tier opportunity next year.

For now though. I'm furloughed for 3 weeks so I've got 3 weeks of nothing to do on full pay.

>Meanwhile I'm a mentally ill incel
you could've kept it short, autist

I feeling warm inside remembering my last 18 year old missy, how tight her little cunt was and and disgusted her older landwhale friend looked like when I hopped into cab with her, and how mad this makes you when reality has absolutely nothing to do with your e-novel love stories

more than 50% also get dates. sucks to be as mentally ill as you are

140k in debt lol big brain plays Doc lives rent free in your head.

Buy some tigers. It worked for Doc and Joe.

women love drugs, he has plenty of it
women love money, he has plenty of it
women love status, he has plenty of it

you're a wagecuck, you might get a fat whore for a wife, maybe, if you're really grovel like mad

>25 years old
Is that so uncommon?
>Have a prestigious career
So does a lot of people
>Highly educated; I attended a £35,000 (a year private (public) school and a top 5 university.
Who the fuck cares what university you went to?
>Extremely sociable and conversant on a wide range of topics. 60% of my job is interacting with FTSE,250, F500 CEO's and networking at large professional events
Too bad those CEOs aren't hot women, huh? Also pussy is obviously not one of the wide range of topics you are conversant on
>Have a full head of hair without a ridiculous goatee
How is your face.
>Well read; I love reading up on philosophy, especially hermeneutics
Oh shit, women get wet for guys who are into hermeneutics
>Possess a well honed, muscular body; I do some form of cardio 3x weekly and lift weights 4x weekly on a Push/pull split
We'll be the judge of that, post pics of your greek god body.

Women don't find hot what they say they find hot and they also dont find hot what men think they find hot.

The more domineering, belittlement of others, boasting, etc you can show to women, the better. All around sociopathic behavior, that what attracts women on the primal level. That you can show that you can use others and them aswell.

Inb4
>b-but I know a guy who's a total bro and has a gf!

Maybe look closer, what might attract her to him.

You are an asskisser working drone my man.

you sound fucking boring.

didnt you just answer your own question here?

>all this
>still posts on Yas Forums
Post bank account

women are dumb the post

is “ I Have a prestigious career in finance, in the financial capital of the world (London)” whineposting a copypasta or is it the same severely mentally ill person posting it over and over again?

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Kill yourself bugman

>he doesn’t have a 30 minute daily skincare routine

>London
>Financial Capital of the World

The Chinese virus hasn’t destroyed New York yet

>Why do women like exciting, entrepreneurial tiger guys who deal drugs and have pythons and lion cubs and shit and not boring finance guy
On top of that, you're one of those public school weirdos with that weird upper class camp accent that makes you all sound like benders, your industry is that one full of boring coke-head arseholes that has to be bailed out by the tax payers every ten years even though you don't actually do anything useful, your social skills in licking the balls of old men doesn't translate to scoring clunge, and you're so boring you actually talk about what school you went to.
Face it you're just Pete Campbell.

you sound like a loser with small dick energy

Not dumb in a literal sense, but not honest what they find hot (which is a part of their mating strategy). Notice how when you outright offer money to women, even if it's a ridiculous amount, like 100$k or so, they get offended and leave? But when it's sugarcoated, they are all over your dick.

The man puts in work. He’s been laying the foundations for his harem since the early 80s. You think you lazy NEETs could pull that off?

Likely to be a pretty spot on assumption desu

Dude, chill. You’re a 2nd year IB analyst, not Carl Icahn

transactions so not even ib. I do ib work for less pay and recognition. hopefully I can lateral into an mm gig next year but we'll see. with the current state of the market there should be an explosion I transaction work in 2021.

I can’t think of anything more boring than dating a 25 year old with this life. You have the life and career of a fucking boomer, dude. Either re-study to change your career or wait it out till you’re 40 when it will pay off

Because you cannot improve facial genetics by lifting or reading shit. Ugly will always remain ugly no matter how much you compensate.

>this kills the yuppie

If you look at his wive you'll see that they are:
>ugly
>overweight
>no personality
>boring
>insecure
>old as shit
It's not hard to get laid if your standards are low enough, user. This is a universal truth.

Ok user. Usually I despise humble bragging faggots like yourself, but some reason, I've taken a shine to you. Maybe it's because I respect success or maybe it's because this whole virus thing is really getting to me, but I'll give you some advice. You have to start asking women to go out with you in a non serious non committal way, even if you don't see them as a long term dating partner. Going out with a friend could at least lead to sex and also it'll build up your confidence to ask someone worthy on a date or hangout. Stop being so emotional, it's a game, a numbers game which I thought you were good at. Get a real hobby that you can talk about off the rip that women can at least pretend they are interested in. you know whas not interesting? you doing cardio and reading a philosophy book. I have fish tanks and like plants/aquatic plants. Chicks love that shit because although they've never done it bc women have no hobbies, their dad or uncle had a tank or plants or their grandfather had a garden and BOOM youre as sucked in as they are and you didn't even realize bc you can identify and relate my experience and hobbies to something familiar. get a life loser not everything is about your job and vanity hobbies.

Just finish the show, I'm surprised Yas Forums hates this guy so much

You'll understand when you're 35, if you aren't still a virgin lol kys my man

He has 7 wives because he copied the Guru archetype.
He learned it from his own indian guru.

The archetype is pretty common, it's a quick way to form a harem cult without actually having an army of soldier at your command.
All you have to do is convince women you hold answers, no matter how vague you are.
To entice them you can use religion (including Christianity, Buddhism, Shintoism, pretty much whatever), you can use drugs or in Doc's case you can even use tigers (mixed with his flavor of spirituality).

Then the standard thing for cults is deprivation, you oscillate between partying and starving your members of the basics they'd need to escape. Make them utterly dependent on you for their supply of drugs or food. Make them free to leave but with nothing while the party rides on with you and the rest of the flock.

This scam has worked thousands of times just in America, and has existed for hundreds of years abroad.
It's not that hard but you need to be a good scam artist to pull it off, not everyone is that kind of a salesman.

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Cool blog, faggot. No wonder nobody likes you.

>22 and make 70k+ while not even finished with uni
>5'7"
Literally no winning

I never thought this was true until I got into my 20s (im a few years younger but also britfag) even the absolute genius kids at my school are all doing fairly mundane jobs.

>Spent the coronavirus buying puts.
>Turned $5,000 into $500,000.
>Still can't talk to girls.

I don't even give a fuck. They cost too much money and would probably try to talk me out of naked puts.

>Why is it that women prefer weirdos like Doc, felons, gangbangers, layabouts and conmen over responsible, educated, moneyed guys?

Because he's a giga chad with women, in short.

IMO it's because guys like him by default have fewer inhibitions and don't care how women will perceive them or what people think.

Even if the person he is pursuing is uncomfortable or isn't that interested they can just be relentless and eventually end up fucking them. They just don't give a fuck about what other people feel or think.

There are probably lots of women who are creeped out by him, but have like 7 wives to show for it, you're better off than the beta who is worried about making women feel uncomfortable or being perceived as a creep.

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Literally what else do you have to offer other than money? Banking is pretigious for that reason only. Banker cucks contribute nothing of value. You are purely a trained monkey for a rich jew somewhere.

>Ok user. Usually I despise humble bragging faggots like yourself, but some reason, I've taken a shine to you. Maybe it's because I respect success or maybe it's because this whole virus thing is really getting to me, but I'll give you some advice.

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Yeah thats all well and good, but do you have a tiger? How about maybe just an elephant? No? Well maybe you should work on that.