JUMPSCARE BAD

>JUMPSCARE BAD

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BASED

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Jumpscares are the fart jokes of comedy
Green text this with a soijak if I'm based

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Jesus christ. Soijak posters are actually mentally ill.

>i love horror genre, it really gets my blood pumping.

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*Fart jokes of horror

>Jumpscares are the fart jokes of comedy
>Green text this with a soijak if I'm based

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archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/131798199 continuation
Jumpscare bad poster admitting he spammed this after the one original post. image.jpg fits with his other posts too.

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>sojak.png
>Jumpscare scary

this guy also uses image.jpg so its probably same poster

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>SEX SCENES BAD

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Janny killed last thread

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Yeah it seems that the image.jpg poster and the jumpscare bad poster are indeed the same. Is he the slow burn poster? I used thought it was one mastermind who started this but it's like a little Homeric Question.

Drama - top tier
Action - high tier
Comedy - good tier
Romance - bad tier
Horror - shit tier

Furthermore, somebody else made the original chart, posted it once and then another guy spammed it with 85.jpg filename and made further editions archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/tbFc9iGS2g1UUysMewKN1A==/page/3/
(i also found a post where some guy says he made the 1.0 edition and then some schizo picked it up and spammed it and developed 4 editions, further proof)
Same thing, as you see. It must be the same poster.

there seems to be three different posters based on filenames
>image.jpg
guy who posts “cheap and infantile jumpscare” pasta and pic related
>E3CB56BD10A0470E9AE4C6C6456E19FA.jpg
“JUMPSCARE BAD” poster
>1560947324133.png
this is the bone chilling slow burn poster, tho it looks like he’s not the OG since he’s using Yas Forums filename

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archive.4plebs.org/_/search/boards/pol.tv.x/text/Doctor schizophrenia therefore real/page/5/
You can see the same thing here, the first post has a different filename. Not sure if it's the same person as bone chilling slow burn tho. There is also more than one filename there. Do also notice the gradual corruption of the original text, further hinting it was posted once by one person and then picked up and spammed by another.

Close

> Drama > Crime > Action/Adventure > Sci-Fi > Comedy > Romance > Horror > Musicals

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The 33.jpg guy is indeed the OG slow burn spammer. The reason he has a Yas Forums filename might be because if you look at the archives for the picture it was first posted by some random user as a parody of JamesYouniverse, and then saved by the spammer.

Who are you quoting?

Why are there multiple people on this board who have spent years of their lives mindlessly spamming one thing?

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/96297170/#q96299728
The first post of that image, the spammer started using it (different versions and filenames) I think late 2018 early 2019

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>image.jpg
admit it man, are you this guy?

Here's one horror movie he did like, apparently : Pontypool
One of his earlier posts

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I already admitted it that its me in last thread.
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/131798199
last post before thread got deleted is by me

Also forgot to mention - I'm trans if that matters.

also forgot to mention that I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
I find nudity, porn, and sex uncomfortable. Rule 34 makes me physically sick.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my university classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me.
I read and write cheesy romance fiction
I have a massive fetish for cheerleaders.
I find porn, sex, and nudity repulsive.

I like jumpscares, I can cuddle with my gf then

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Summer 2019, those were the golden days of soiposting.

Holy shit that image is based

these are the schizos that ruined Yas Forums as a whole

The OG, you and me?

Jumpscares are cheap. If it weren't for the really loud sounds that accompany them many wouldn't even be startling.

Didn't you say that you haven't posted a soijak in months??

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True!

>he didnt like RENT
Imagine being this much of a pleb.

Based
Thank you for your service

checked archive and yeah there seems to be another poster using image.jpg filename.
there’s iphone Yas Forums app that gives every image you upload “image.jpg” name so he’s probably using that too.

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You wanna know what's bad? You really wanna fucking know? Soijaks are bad. Sneedposters are bad. Racism is bad. Anti-semitism is bad. Sexism is bad. And if you're guilty of any of these things you're bad and I'm going to fucking punish you like the bad little boy you are.
And if you FUCKING quote me I'll shove a lamp up your ass for good measure.

He's not real user.

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>And if you FUCKING quote me I'll shove a lamp up your ass for good measure.

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Is this Yas Forums or /qa/?

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