Post corny things people try to incorporate into their real lives because they see it done in movies/tv

Hi Brett

>applauding freaks for being different

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nothing. it's just that a lot of ppl especially Asians just order it just because they see on tv that's how you are "supposed" to order it then acting like snobs/cultured about it when their whole life before they started going out they had their meat cooked fully and know deep down they prefer their shit cooked well done

t. have an Asian wife.

I drink beer at home because I'm a motherfucking alcoholic. It's 8:00 here and I've had 2 drinks since I woke up at 7.
And I drink shit beer (Miller High Life) because I'm fucking poor.
If you have any issue with this I'd gladly fucking fight you and push your fucking shit in. Get the fuck at me.

I wish I had bars like those you have there close home.

>being a regular and hanging out or studying/working at a certain coffee shop
Coffee shop no, but if the bar in question has a Study Room I might go there if my Uni study rooms are full.
Also, I might do breakfasts once or twice a week with my gf at a pastry shop we discovered a while ago.

>more for women, but having an overly gay friend for the sake of it
My sister has a overly gay friend who actually gave me pretty good advice in life.

>having a beer or glass of wine regularly at home.
If you like beer or wine that's perfectly normal, it still might be a a sign of a major problem though.

>ordering meat medium rare (so corny I see people go doing it with burger/mince meat without realising how fucked that is)
This is the only thing you have a point in.
Medium rare steaks are normal, but medium rare minced meat that fuck you up for real.
My dad worked as a kid in a butcher shop. Never eat rare minced meat. It can be a little bit pink but only if you squished all the liquids out in the pan.

Hookup & barhop culture in general.

Saw virtually everyone in my age group waste away unironically trying to emulate the retarded shit they see on shows. These shows create this elaborate fantasy where you just have to keep up the nightlife as long as possible. It's the ultimate chasing the dragon fantasy.

They basically act out a LARP to escape their lack of an identity. So they're stuck in perpetual Identity Crisis, never outgrowing what's essentially adolescence.

It's a real shame. They used to be my peers. Now I don't even recognize them.

cunnilingus
unenthusiastic woman on top sex
cuckoldry/long distance/open relationships
claim to be bad at cooking as a virtue and a signal of how often people serve you
shower sex

OP literally did not mention steaks.

Hes right if you are too pussy to eat your meat rare then get the shitty overcooked welldone

>post corny things people try to incorporate into their real lives because they see it done in movies/tv
Most of the things that most people do. Jobs. Commuting. Friendships and weekend outings. We should be killing pedophiles and bombing cities but we pretend to be on TV instead.