post corny things people try to incorporate into their real lives because they see it done in movies/tv
stuff like
>being a regular at a certain bar
>being a regular and hanging out or studying/working at a certain coffee shop
>more for women, but having an overly gay friend for the sake of it
>having a beer or glass of wine regularly at home.
>ordering meat medium rare (so corny I see people go doing it with burger/mince meat without realising how fucked that is)
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>having an overly gay friend for the sake of it
i hate faghags so fucking much it's unbelievable
Wow. People do stupid fake shit to cope with loneliness. Big revelation there genius. At least I know what to expect from them. Your kind of snide and pretentious attitude is what I'm really laughing at. You really believe you're better than them when you're just as delusional in other activities that you're not even aware of until someone just like you will like fun at. Just look at how pathetic and cringe your life is before reaching for low hanging fruit. You made a shit post thread to feel a fake sense of belonging, just think how cringe that is really.
> Your kind of snide and pretentious attitude is what I'm really laughing at
We both know you're not laughing buddy. Now get the fuck out of my thread, loser.
I like to drink beer at home because I like to drink beer
any pics of her breasts
TELL 'EM
Only mutts and shitskins have to be careful about mince meat. Any civilised nation has perfectly edible mince meat even raw.
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>tfw you don’t do any of that
damn so this is what it feels like to be based?
I'd fuck that slampig at full force.
milky mcwilky
remember the """"drama""""" over the burlington bar pigs?
>Implying it's not cozy to get to know the staff somewhere and have them know your usual order etc.
Work / live anywhere long enough and you'll be a regular at a few places.
>having a beer or glass of wine regularly at home
wtf, who does that?
Imagine that fat, sweaty hog grunting and snarling as she flips you over and mauls you, snapping your pathetic spine and oinks while snuffling your limp corpse... fuck nigga - im gonna bust
I miss Bessy posting
What's wrong with medium rare?
I normally go for medium well cos I'm in a third world country and I need to make sure the meat is cooked all the way through, but I don't like well done.
Why are so many faggots such snobs about steaks?
Okay saying it for mincemeat is retarded, but I think you have never had a good burger if you haven't been somewhere with big enough pieces of meat they ask how you want it cooked.
>drinking shit beer
never stops
becoming a regular at a pub near your house is a normal thing my friend. at least in the uk/anglosphere
>being a regular at a certain bar
>having a beer or glass of wine regularly at home.
I don't think people are going out of their way to do those things, it just happens when you go out enough. I'd go drinking after work and the old tavern lady there would pour me a stout and bring me hot scones as soon as I enter. Also, if you aren't trying to put on lean muscle there's literally no reason not to have some wine with it.
Hi Brett
>applauding freaks for being different
nothing. it's just that a lot of ppl especially Asians just order it just because they see on tv that's how you are "supposed" to order it then acting like snobs/cultured about it when their whole life before they started going out they had their meat cooked fully and know deep down they prefer their shit cooked well done
t. have an Asian wife.
I drink beer at home because I'm a motherfucking alcoholic. It's 8:00 here and I've had 2 drinks since I woke up at 7.
And I drink shit beer (Miller High Life) because I'm fucking poor.
If you have any issue with this I'd gladly fucking fight you and push your fucking shit in. Get the fuck at me.
I wish I had bars like those you have there close home.
>being a regular and hanging out or studying/working at a certain coffee shop
Coffee shop no, but if the bar in question has a Study Room I might go there if my Uni study rooms are full.
Also, I might do breakfasts once or twice a week with my gf at a pastry shop we discovered a while ago.
>more for women, but having an overly gay friend for the sake of it
My sister has a overly gay friend who actually gave me pretty good advice in life.
>having a beer or glass of wine regularly at home.
If you like beer or wine that's perfectly normal, it still might be a a sign of a major problem though.
>ordering meat medium rare (so corny I see people go doing it with burger/mince meat without realising how fucked that is)
This is the only thing you have a point in.
Medium rare steaks are normal, but medium rare minced meat that fuck you up for real.
My dad worked as a kid in a butcher shop. Never eat rare minced meat. It can be a little bit pink but only if you squished all the liquids out in the pan.
Hookup & barhop culture in general.
Saw virtually everyone in my age group waste away unironically trying to emulate the retarded shit they see on shows. These shows create this elaborate fantasy where you just have to keep up the nightlife as long as possible. It's the ultimate chasing the dragon fantasy.
They basically act out a LARP to escape their lack of an identity. So they're stuck in perpetual Identity Crisis, never outgrowing what's essentially adolescence.
It's a real shame. They used to be my peers. Now I don't even recognize them.
cunnilingus
unenthusiastic woman on top sex
cuckoldry/long distance/open relationships
claim to be bad at cooking as a virtue and a signal of how often people serve you
shower sex
OP literally did not mention steaks.
Hes right if you are too pussy to eat your meat rare then get the shitty overcooked welldone
>post corny things people try to incorporate into their real lives because they see it done in movies/tv
Most of the things that most people do. Jobs. Commuting. Friendships and weekend outings. We should be killing pedophiles and bombing cities but we pretend to be on TV instead.
how you gonna fight me if my eyes arent real?
People sipping drinks loud as fuck
And having time to actually go out or see friends
>having an overly gay friend for the sake of it
"gay"
Yikes
>tfw find nightclubs and rave stuff conceptually cool as fuck
>live in shitty rural nowhere and there's not an actual club within a two hour driving distance
I'm so jealous desu
What's wrong with beer/wine or rare meat? Tastes better.
This. I sometimes drink too much, like 8 or so like last night, but usually 1 or 2.
Lol wtf is that
I'm guilty of this but it's not intentional
Get on some fucking antipsychotics Jaden
Trust me, I don't wanna fuck women
nigga im cringing you gotta go
>soitoss
>Why are so many faggots such snobs about steaks?
idk, I always get mine well done and I always get looks and comments. like leave me alone faggots that's how I like my meat ok?
You went to that bar, didn't you?
>can't function without my coffee culture
I drink a fair amount of coffee too and find that shit annoying
>just tell her how you feel bro
lol why is this in the movies still? every dude is told not to do it irl by other dudes but we always have to do it at least once the hard way.
girls just don't like that shit. understandably too since it really puts them on the spot and it's not fair. not only that. when you do tell her she just unconsciously puts you in the bench/reserves knowing that if other guys she might be interested in doesn't work out, then they always have you as a back. y'all don't want to just be a backup do you lol?
and bitches need to stop acting like they like that shit too when they watch a movie and telling guy friends to just tell their crush how they feel. it's borderline sociopathic XD
>having a beer or a glass of wine regularly at home
People actually enjoy it as a drink. Not me, but they do.
>ordering meat medium rare
It's the best of both worlds I don't get what your problem with that is? Though I've never seen anyone order a burger with instructions on how to be cooked, with a burger you get what you get.
i just love looking at silly people at the club, having a bit of a drink and the music
unfortunately nightclubs are probably gonna close for a few months now until the virus shit is over
The way my sister tries to make verbal comebacks in her life. If she's being sarcastic, it sounds like an episode of friends. And if she's arguing or emotional, it sounds like cheesy melodrama. It never even makes sense, it's just the most impactful thing she can think to say.
I've known a lot of people like this and I always distance myself from them. I'd literally rather have you quote dumb movies than try to sound like one
you gonna make me pipsqueak?
>study room
don't you have rooms where you live?
Ohhhhh so this is what "projecting" looks like.
Peak npc
>ordering meat medium rare (so corny I see people go doing it with burger/mince meat without realising how fucked that is)
there's nothing wrong with ordering ground beef as long as they grind it at the restaurant
What the fuck
does any of this shit really matter?
This thread is incredibly autistic and gay. Just like me.
is that the new tyler the creator album
Dude are you 12? Beer and wine are delicious and relaxing. Nothing wrong with having a favorite coffee shop or bar either. I think you're misunderstanding why movies have common tropes
the whole thing about always seemingly having plans all the time after work and on the weekends
don't niggas just wanna go home after work? how do not miss do it lol
White people.
Kind of a a different case with asians because so frequently they just want to be like white people. Feel like they're going to be the main group doing things because of seeing it in tv/movies. That being said certain things mentioned in OP are not bad and aren't done because of TV. I regular places because I've lived in the same place for 20 years and like those places, and I get my burgers medium if it's not a shitty place.
this is everything
No, that's why people lamenting the behavior of others in this thread is sad yet entertaining.
ay yo this ain't yo blog nigga, no one fucking cares
Having a beer or glass of wine with dinner is extremely normal basically everywhere outside of America where you're considered an alcoholic.
>and bitches need to stop acting like they like that shit too when they watch a movie and telling guy friends to just tell their crush how they feel
girls like that BECAUSE it makes it easier for them (for the same reasons you typed above), NOT because it's what makes them wet. girl dating advice in general is like that
Trying to copy the "big city" attitude they see on stupid tv shows like Sex and the City or whatever. And it always comes from some dumb cunt fresh off the bus from Shithole, Facefuckistan.
this. but knowing enough npcs I know for a fact they are more concerned about appearing to have plans and planning plans than actually having plans in place. it's fucking cringe
self proclaimed sex and the city fans
I actually feel kind of bad for them and hope they discover the article where the creator actually regrets that lifestyle now that shit is in her 60s and single with no kids.
Drinking at home is pathetic
What's it like being a normie and being able to show public displays of enthusiasm like this, or Smash Bros character reveals etc.? Is it actually real? Or is it a situation where everyone silently agrees to intentionally amp up their reactions 10000% for show?
t. guy in red shirt
not missing out on much
you just get drunk, go there with a group of guys/girls with the intention of 'having fun' by dancing (with girls) or picking up a girl to fuck for a ONS (both of you probably too drunk to enjoy it or perform it properly) or do drugs and rave out to some vox-pop shitty club songs.
sometimes you'll pull a girl and drunkenly stumble home together and have drunk sex (a lot worse than regular sex since alcohol will numb the sensation alongside the condom) and sleep together or one of you will head off early, your appetite appeased for another week, you most likely won't talk to eachother ever again.
You really don't want to be in a club sober atleast in London, its fucking horribly cramped (if you're a girl, you'll get randomly groped or have some drunk guy slobbering over you trying to flirt), it usually stinks or smells of some spilled drink (sometimes sticky if its one of those blueberry cocktail bullshit), the music is too loud and you most likely overpaid for the entry fee or got ripped off by the overpriced drinks.
And if you don't manage to pull and come home with some friends (on a not-so-fun bus or train ride whilst intoxicated, if sober then you become the caretaker of the group), you'll probably get some greasy as fuck food and fuck off home while jerking off in your room while you hear people coming home with girls they've pulled before you slip into a comatose state and wake up with a hangover.
hehe who would ever do that.... hehe
shlomo wants you fit for work. privatise your healthcare goy. its more efficient and freedom.
Holy fucking based
The only reason I go to clubs is to start fights