Tolkien was bothered by this scene because Lewis was distorting and sentimentalizing the myth ("Narnian Exile" 41)...
The Greeks thought they were dragons but they were actually wyverns
you mean like being a power-bottom? because that's your only choice dudeski
Wyverns have wings. Greek dragons do not which makes them Wyrms if anything.
>Waxing is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a shaved man, his pubic area would prosper. We look at real bodies and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became waxed and maintained his crotch for a hundred years, and he was well-kept and delightful to look at. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s trimming policy? Did he maintain his own clippers? What did he do in times of power outages when he hadn’t charged his clippers? And what about his balls? By the end of a trimming session, most of the hair is gone but all of the ones near his balls aren’t gone – they’re in the wrinkly ball crevices. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and wax them? Even the little baby pubes, in their little sac cradles?
Not mad. just, y'know, hurt