>Tolkien was bothered by this scene because Lewis was distorting and sentimentalizing the myth ("Narnian Exile" 41). He suggests, "[I]f Lucy had really met a faun--that is, a satyr--the result would have been a rape, not a tea party" (Christopher, C.S. Lewis 111).
wtf tolkien
He's not wrong but its not like he shows anyone accurately getting raped by orcs
if i met a faun. I would be the one doing the raping
wtf gay
He created orcs. Clearly that's not in their nature. The faun is a borrowed idea. That's the difference
if i met a faun. I would be the one doing the raping
Hes a faun though. Faun's aren't horny coomers like satyrs.
Tolkien was just mad there was no child rape.
what was Narnia's tax policy?
>Clearly that's not in their nature.
It clearly is though. Why wouldn't they be raping people
This
Where is the elf/orc degradation gangbang scene resulting in the elf getting pregnant with uruk hais bastards you fucking hack
>but-but elves are so pure they die if you hurt them
Fuck this shit
Orc's are eunuchs, they don't have wangers
but i remember this guy giving me the vibe that he was planning something like that
if i met a lucy. I would be the one doing the raping.
99% income tax on the evil creatures that lost the war
Source?
no penis
please keep your fetishes to yourself. orcs are perfectly happy with orc women.
valid question
He created Orcs so he decides what they're like. Satyrs already exist in Greek mythology and they're know to be serial rapists.
I was bothered by the scene where of all foods this nigga could wish for in the world, he asks for fuckin Turkish Delight
What was wrong with this little nigga Turkish Delight tastes like shit, made me think it was the best thing in the world
Satyrs are believed to be the cause of young women feeling horny and making them want dick
he didn’t create elves, but his representation of them isn’t consistent with any culture’s depictions of them
Theres nothing in Tolkiens work that suggests orcs rape people
Orcs are from Anglo Saxon mythology
What the fuck are you talking about? Satyr's are known rapists, they go after nymphs all the time.
Imagine her vinegary pussy juices
Based tolkien, i never realized he was a Yas Forums poster!
>Satyrs already exist in Greek mythology and they're know to be serial rapists.
Thats almost everyone in Greek mythology
You can't rape a faun
even the gods are rapists
Tolkien never mentions an orc having a penis
tbf nymphs are literally asking for it.
Does he mention whether Aragorn has a penis?
oh man I'm glad it cut off at that part, my mom would have killed me
>GRRM: What was Aragorn's tax policy?
>JRRT: Why didn't Mr. Tumnus rape Lucy?
Don't mind me. Just posting best girl.
Tolkien never mentions frodo having a penis or any character that doesn't have children for that matter.
Sick of this tumblr meme, no Greek hero is ever depicted as a rapist. And when the gods rape someone the consequences are normally terrible for the woman and any kids they have.
No penises in Middle Earth is confirmed then
there are not such things as female fauns, fuck off with this fanfic bullshit
>noooo you can only write idyllic and overly sentimental fantasies if they're entirely original
>rips off elves from British Isles/Scandinavian concepts of strange, superhuman people who preceded modern man
What did Tolkien mean by this?
Turkish delight is good and you have shit taste but it was also a different time.
elrond's wife was raped by orcs.
How saggy would Aragorn's balls be?
They reproduce by having second breakfast with each other.
westerosi tits >> middle earth tits
Rape isn't even implied
What is his wax policy?
Tolkien just wanted some satyr on cunny action
Please don't tell me there are posters on this board that actually shave/wax their balls.
Retards or just playing stupid?
False.
The more I hear about Tolkien the more I'm convinced he would have been the biggest autist on /tg/ is he was alive today.
He was a "dragons have to have four legs, two legs means it was a wyvern" sperg too.
Ajax is a rapist
theres plenty of trannies and faggots around so yeah
Exactly, which is why anything depicting the Greek gods or anything Greek mythology related is horribly wrong. Even the ones you'd think are good are just as psychotic as the next.
Take the story of Aracnne and Athena for an example. Arachne was considered the best weaver of the loom in all of Greece and she liked to boast she rivaled the gods. One day an old lady told her to not to say this to which Arachne brushed her off and the old lady turned into Athena who just so happens to be the patron Goddess weaving and is the supposed "best" weaver of all time. She challenges Arachne to a weaving contest to prove she really is the best of all time and a crowd gathers. After they're both done they display their works to the crowd. Athena's was very good and showed the Gods in a good light showing their many victories whereas Arachne's was even better and depicting the Gods in a bad light displaying the one time they all turned to the animals forms and ran in fear of the giants attacking Mount Olympus. The crowd loved Arachne's work which literally drove Athena into a maddening rage where she tore up Arachne's work, destroyed her loom and began to beat her to within an inch of the life with pieces of it. Arachne was so distraught over this she went to hang herself which made Athena feel bad so she turned her into a spider so she could live on as the best "weaver." That's the Greek story for where spiders come from. The Greek gods were fucked in the head.
>He was a "dragons have to have four legs, two legs means it was a wyvern" sperg too.
This is accurate though. Get the fuck out of here with your two legged cuck dragons
you need to trim your pubes at least faggot
I don't disagree with him but I'm aware of my own autism.
It's not even accurate. it comes from fucking nowhere,. there's no reason to say wyverns have 2 legs and dragons have 4, it's not historically accurate or anything it's just made up.
Next you'll be telling me to bleach my asshole, gaylord.
>He was a "dragons have to have four legs, two legs means it was a wyvern" sperg too.
Thank god he didn’t live to see the hobbit films
faggot
You have to be on the spectrum if you create made up languages that even come with their own syntax errors to make them more organically developed while also taking all the various creatures from fairy tales and combine it into what would become the fantasy genre.
this. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
She literally had to go across the sea because she was so traumatized and destroyed by the whole thing.
It's based on Heraldry dickhead, it doesn't come from "nowhere"
There were plenty of dragons in history with 2 legs, it is made up or based on flimsy reasoning
>She literally had to go across the sea because she was so traumatized and destroyed by the whole thing
She got stabbed with a poisoned sword dude
any good fanfics where she gets captured and gangbanged by the monsters?
It's all culturally specific. Ancient Greek dragons had only two legs, no wings and spew poisonous gas that burned things like strong acid would.
poisoned sword
aka
stinky orc penus wenus
The Greeks thought they were dragons but they were actually wyverns
you mean like being a power-bottom? because that's your only choice dudeski
Wyverns have wings. Greek dragons do not which makes them Wyrms if anything.
>Waxing is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a shaved man, his pubic area would prosper. We look at real bodies and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became waxed and maintained his crotch for a hundred years, and he was well-kept and delightful to look at. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s trimming policy? Did he maintain his own clippers? What did he do in times of power outages when he hadn’t charged his clippers? And what about his balls? By the end of a trimming session, most of the hair is gone but all of the ones near his balls aren’t gone – they’re in the wrinkly ball crevices. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and wax them? Even the little baby pubes, in their little sac cradles?
Not mad. just, y'know, hurt